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so ive herd yu and kanji r here! im dere frend, yosuke hanamura. nice 2 meet u all man!

any1 no were i can find da 2? let me no asap!

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[You would see a guy with orange headphones dangling at his neck as he's whistling around, hands in his pockets as he's wandering around. He's pretty friendly, so feel free to talk to him! If he notices you, he'll be the one to talk to you first!]

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Nope. Haven't seen them.

wat awwww...

u sure u hvnt sEn him

Oh, wait, I think I've seen Kanji around.

u srs? were??? betr not sA ppstcl stnd

[YOSUKE... If there was ever a time Yu greatly valued his Understanding it was now.]

Every popsicle stand. I think he was saying something like "Charge it to Yosuke..."

... Just kidding.

It's me, dude.

~~W8 WAT SFGADGHKGDJ~~

[Oh. MAN YU WHY YOU GOTTA GO DO THAT, HE ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK]

O gEz man i almst rn off 2 fnd evry stnd & try 2 strangl him!!

HEY MAN how u doin? were u @ rite now? im wnderng round dis skool

lol Sorry, I didn't think you'd fall for that so easily.

Can you make it to the cafeteria? I'll meet you there.

w8 caftriaz were a bear iz rite

DAT THNGZ SCARY!!!

Seriously?

He's about as scary as Teddie. Just don't make fun of his cooking. I heard he threw a chair at a guy.

TedD? Hez scary w/ hiz own stupid

threw a chair??? o....ok

[don't want to have a chair thrown at him nope]

Just don't get on his bad side or you'll probably regret it. Like "chair in your face" regret.

Would you rather meet up somewhere else?

yea dat soundz like a betR idea

enywere else dats a good mEtin place?

My place?

I guess there's the courtyard...

idk were evrything iz yet but i no were da curtyrd iz i passd it a lil wile ago

ill mEt u dere den!

All right.

[AND MINUTES LATER, THERE HE IS! ~~Chilling out on a bench.~~ ~~Chilling out on a bench.~~ Chilling out on a bench.]

[And Yosuke shows up! He was texting on his phone to reply to other people that showed up on his post before putting his phone away.]

Hey dude! Been a while since we got to talk face to face, huh?

nice to meet you man, i'm the great and ever-wonderful hidehiko uesugi! you can call me brown for short.

HEY

w8, how does hidehiko uesugi trn 2 brown??? what kinda ncknamez dat

~~ALKSJDLKASJDLKASJDLK when i was in junior high, i~~ [DELETE DELETE]

excellent question, unfortunately, it's just a thing since most people seem to opt in nicknames. that kind of jazz, y'know?

brown huh

wll nice 2 mEt u man

i know right? i'm just wonderful MWUAHAHAHAHA

anyways- dunno who or where these yu and kanji characters your looking, tried texting them or anything yet?

[He's going to ignore that first part, kthx.]

o so u dont no... deyr pretty awwsme dudz ud no!

yea, gnna go txt dem in a lil wile

exactly, there's probably some good reception somewhere close- it's pretty crazy, the reception here's pretty wide range.

recptn? derez such thng as bad recptn??

seriously man? you tried to get anywhere? the reception's BAD half of the time, it's like this school's crazy enough that it has a serious wide reception.

u sur? im txtn frm my fone an itz fine!

wait what. how'd you post stuff on the internet from your phone? unless you somehow got everything wired or something.

[He. literally imagines a phone being wired to several cables. What an idiot.]

[Was this guy for serious? What kind of dinosaur technology was this guy using?]

u herd of smrtfones

...You will type in a coherent manner or you will be dismissed.

R u sme kinda teechR?

It is a sorry state of affairs that one must be a teacher to dispense wisdom, or even demand basic coherence from those around them. That said, I am, yet it ought not matter. It ought to be understood that you must be understandable.

ok....?

[Oh man, he sounds like one of those nagging teacher types. GOTTA AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!]

so u seen Knji or Yu?

I repeat, you will type properly.

~~dis' a public jurnl 4 every1 2 type in, rite?~~ [delete delete]

So you seen Kanji or Yu?

[He's probably mumbling "stupid teachers and their rules" wherever he's typing this.]

I know no one by those names. If I have seen them, I was unaware of it.

[If he could, Yosuke would have flipped tables. If he could.]

OK. THANKS.

[He is pretty much smashing on the keys as he typed those out.]

Yosuke. 'Sup.

[MAN IS YOSUKE HAPPY TO SEE YOU. Well. Not in that sense but....You know.]

Hey man! How've you been doing? It's been kinda quiet at Inaba without you or Yu around.

[~~Without you or Yu lolololololololol~~]

Yeah I've been fine. This school is pretty sweet, though, compared to Yasogami.

Really? Well I guess it's pretty nice, there's a lot more things going on than Inaba, that's for sure.

So have you seen Yu? I heard he's at this school too.

sup im mac

i know a kanji

AWSUM!! u no were he iz??

be-12

guy who likes to fight right?

awsum thx!

yea dats him. has blEchd hair, scar abov left I rite?

[....... Humans used to be so eloquent. Ray worried for the fate of written stories.]

So I've heard Yu and Kanji are here! I'm their friend, Yosuke Hanamura. Nice to meet you all, man!

Anyone know where I can find the two? Let me know asap!

That took all of a minute to type correctly. Now you try.

gud 2 no u got wat i wz sayin

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