[He's thunderweak now okay he can spaz if he wants to. Anyway: torchbutt has located the source of the Thunderbolts, and thus lands with a heavy thump]
What the hell are you shittin' electricity all over the place for? Are you goddamn droolfaced stupid?
It was a lot funnier when I didn't hafta worry about your shitty aim fryin' said wings. The hell're you doin' over here anyway, sparkledog? The Viridian squad get too boring for you?
What's that about my aim? I can hit a target with a pin missile from 100 yards away with my eyes closed! I could shock an apple off some poor schmoe's head with a spark!
You've got NO IDEA. Had to get away for a while and see what all the fuss was about! 'Course now that I'm here, I'm wonderin' what's so hot about it.
'Cause I didn't know I WAS until a couple 'a days ago! Everyone's just fine, but it's so BORING. So I thought I'd try an' find you bunch! I need ACTION! I need EXCITEMENT!
It's temptin', sure, but you should hear the naggin' every time something gets even a little bit set on fire. It's like people have something against havin' a dragon burn their home down.
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