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[boonjour]

[Hey teacher's lounge. There's something weird going on with your TV. Might wanna get that fixed or something.]

Comments

[boonjour]

[Oh! Someone who speaks French too! The screen flashes momentarily bright yellow epileptic seizure before displaying more text.]

ce que ça veut dire????????

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[She mouths the words to herself, followed by a frown. Okay, he's asking a question. What is... sssomething. What is the thing she said, most likely. Man, she should have known better than to memorize insults for shits and giggles as a teenager instead of improving her French!]

If you don't know, perhaps you aren't old enough to know.

[boonjour]

[The screen flickers to show... security cam footage of a vending machine for a split second before returning to static. More text shows up on the screen.]

do you want to hear zzzzztory??? b b zzbz

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[Oh my god this truly is something out of a horror movie. IT KNOWS...]

A...Alright...

[She already knows she's not going to like this story.]

[boonjour]

once upon time

..............there was..........tout petit bug

.......it looks for

...............chose importante............but find

.........chaussure
.....................zzzzzzzbbbbbb z z zbbbb

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Ah... Is that your story, then?

[boonjour]

oui??? non
.................oui????
NON...................non
.......oui

[fullunlifeconsequences]

...It's alright. Why don't you come out?

[boonjour]

[Well alrighty then. It comes out of the TV and blinks up at her, eyes wide and expression... curious.]

bzzzzzt.

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Ah. You're a Pokemon too, aren't you...

[boonjour]

[It stares for a few seconds before nodding a little as best as it can.]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

You're in good company here, then.

[POOF. Let her show you.]

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THAT ICON FJSLDFSJ

[boonjour]

[Oho! Another pogglemon! Pokespeak: initiate!]

hello fat madame, zzrt!

BUT IT'S MY FAVOURITE

[fullunlifeconsequences]

[THIS KID...]

My name is Blacky.

[boonjour]

blacky izzzz dumb name, pffzzz!

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Hey! You could be a little nicer to someone who tried to show a little compassion.

[PEPIN YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO GHOST CLUB]

[boonjour]

what izzzzz, vvzzt! compazzzion?

[FINE I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR STUPID CLUB]

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Hmm. Like... Gentillesse?

[Yeah, that's a good way to describe SWEARING AT HIM.]

[boonjour]

gentillezzzzzzze??? oui then.... bzzzrt, you think you are nice?

zzzzzzzzz if you are nice did you like my zzzztory??

[fullunlifeconsequences]

I found it to be a sad tale. But I suppose any ghost story is, in the end.