I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

[bear_naked]

[There's a weird bear-like creature wandering around campus. He's humming under his breath, going "scoring with the girls!" or something along the variation.

OTHERTIMES...

There's a blond kid wandering around saying the same thing that a weird bear-like creature was saying. Do you see sparkles? They're there.

Approach?]

I've lost control of my life

[coolest_hunter]

Nice weather you've all got here. Reminds me of home, during the summer.

Learned you had some security problems around here recently. Never would've happened if I'd been here. So lucky for you, I've got a contract to join the security team here. So keep your noses clean and we'll get along just fine.