this is a bad idea and i should feel bad

[takeoutthetrash]

[Eagle-eyed members of staff or student body, or just about anybody with a functioning sense of smell, might take notice of the shambling pile of animate trash making its way around school grounds. He, if it is indeed a he, doesn't seem to be hurting anyone, or really doing anything generally harmful other than stinking up the place. In fact, he actually looks more than a little nervous, inasmuch as a shambling garbage heap can appear nervous. He holds his arms of pipe and rotting fruit rinds close to his chest, busted 18-wheeler headlight eyes darting this way and that.]

[He toddles forward a bit on legs of compacted, mold-riddled cardboard, before stopping next to a nearby trash can. He grips both sides of the can and leans over it, curiously examining the contents. With but a moment of hesitation, he then reaches in and scoops out a great handful of miscellaneous junk and, after a bit of quick examination, crams it into his gaping maw. There is no chewing or really any motion other than a swift, satisfied gulp before he reaches back into the can to dig out another snack.]

[Yeah, somebody should probably stop him. It's super gross.]