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Have a Joel.
Jan. 23rd, 2014 05:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
golonghornsSo. There's this guy. He's trekking through the woods with a backpack. You may notice that attached to this backpack is a three foot long section of metal pipe with blades duct taped to it. And some arrows. And a big-ass shotgun. Also, his clothes are pretty filthy. And every so often he calls out the name 'Ellie' and variations of 'Where the heck are you?'.
He may be a crazy mountain man. He sure LOOKS like a crazy mountain man. Would you like to talk to a crazy mountain man? Of course you would. This is Smash Academy.
Just, please. Don't be a zomb--er, a sufferer of cordyceps infection. Because he will shiv you in the throat. Which would make any potential CR kind of strained and short lived.
He may be a crazy mountain man. He sure LOOKS like a crazy mountain man. Would you like to talk to a crazy mountain man? Of course you would. This is Smash Academy.
Just, please. Don't be a zomb--er, a sufferer of cordyceps infection. Because he will shiv you in the throat. Which would make any potential CR kind of strained and short lived.
