What am I even doooing

[darkpulse]

[Wow, who's this Umbreon-looking lady and what is she doing here? If you dyed her hair blue and pink, she'd look a whole lot like that one Misdreavus who hangs out around these parts. BUT THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE IN SO MANY WAYS.

What the heck is going on? Time paradox? Resurection shenanigans? YOU, DEAR PLAYER, GET TO DECIDE.

Either way, she is looking very perturbed by this whole ordeal.]

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[darkpulse]

If only emotions could ever be reigned in by reason. That curse plagues all of us.

I, ah... It means a lot that you would tell me something so personal. But I'm sure you know that as well.

[betterthanawiki]

[It's cool, babe, it's all non-canon anyhow.]

Of course I do, dearest. But one must display trust in order to earn trust, isn't that right? I am not proud of the occasions when the heart drowned out the mind, but I shan't try to bury them.

[darkpulse]

[Uxie, you're not allowed to know things even beyond the fourth wall.]

...Ah. That was your goal, was it? To earn trust... so you can somehow make a fool out of me. [She should have known. HE REALLY HAD HER GOING...]

Ahaha... Surely it's easy enough for you to do that without half as much effort, you wicked thing...!

[betterthanawiki]

[UXIE DOES WHAT UXIE WANTS.]

So suspicious! If this is how you act when I extend the olive branch... well, I suppose I oughtn't extend it anymore!

[And he drifts in closer, to plant a loving little pixie smooch right on her forehead.]

This wicked thing shan't bother you anymore, then. Is that what you'd like?

[darkpulse]

I... No, it's just... I don't mean to insult you, and I'd be ffffine with you staying...

[Damn it. Why does she even care when it's obviously all some kind of trick. But what if it's not. MOST INFURIATING PIXIE IN THE WORLD...]

I am a huge ass, aren't I.

[APOLOGIES ARE HARD. Especially when she still doesn't know how she feels about things.]