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youre_smashing2014-02-14 06:59 pm
game_freak) wrote in youre_smashing2014-02-14 06:59 pm
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[From somewhere within the forest comes a mighty rustle. Maybe it's somebody's jimmies or something, but it probably warrants some further investigation.
It's coming from the trees, and it doesn't at all sound like a friendly woodland creature. In fact, once the creaking noises start, all the friendly woodland creatures are running away from the source of the sounds because some kid started yelling as soon as they began.]
No no no oh NO DON'T BREA--
[SNAP
THUD]
Ow...
[Well, at least the weird noises in the trees stopped. Now there's a tree in the forest missing a large branch and a little kid lying on the ground, though.]
...I think I broke my butt.
[What a smart and charming young lad.
He sits up and pulls a map out of his backpack, and then he squints and frowns at it a lot. When he puts the map away he glances around for any signs of human life.]
Uh, hello? Is anyone there?
It's coming from the trees, and it doesn't at all sound like a friendly woodland creature. In fact, once the creaking noises start, all the friendly woodland creatures are running away from the source of the sounds because some kid started yelling as soon as they began.]
No no no oh NO DON'T BREA--
[SNAP
THUD]
Ow...
[Well, at least the weird noises in the trees stopped. Now there's a tree in the forest missing a large branch and a little kid lying on the ground, though.]
...I think I broke my butt.
[What a smart and charming young lad.
He sits up and pulls a map out of his backpack, and then he squints and frowns at it a lot. When he puts the map away he glances around for any signs of human life.]
Uh, hello? Is anyone there?