...It's a painting, fool. Most of them don't do things. Though, if you're too much of a plebeian to appreciate art on its own, then it's lucky for you that my magic is capable of so much more!

[Another wave of his wand, and the soldier suddenly emerges right from the wall, appearing fully formed and 3 dimensional.]

This is but a fraction of my power, but I'm sure it'd be enough to impress a sad little creature like you, hm?