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youre_smashing2014-10-25 12:27 am
showcase_showdog) wrote in youre_smashing2014-10-25 12:27 am
And Thus, a Dog
Standing outside the door to the cafeteria is a 5-foot-3-inch-tall puppy man wearing a red blazer, yellow necktie, and blue pants.
He'll assure you that he's an adult and not a puppy, but there's no making a shih-tzu with a puppy cut look terribly old.
He appears to be guarding the entrance to the cafeteria. If you want to get in for your afternoon snack or your noon-time meal, you're going to have to get past him.
He's quite diligent. There is no sneaking past him. He always gets his man, or woman, or pelican, or squirrel. Or tapir.
The point is, you're going to have to talk to this adorable dog man if you want to eat.
He'll assure you that he's an adult and not a puppy, but there's no making a shih-tzu with a puppy cut look terribly old.
He appears to be guarding the entrance to the cafeteria. If you want to get in for your afternoon snack or your noon-time meal, you're going to have to get past him.
He's quite diligent. There is no sneaking past him. He always gets his man, or woman, or pelican, or squirrel. Or tapir.
The point is, you're going to have to talk to this adorable dog man if you want to eat.