"Oh my goodness, what is this," said Digby in confusion. "I don't understand you when you're a dog, but I'm a shih-tzu. This doesn't make any sense at all. Are you speaking a foreign language? Am I feeling okay? Is there a doctor or nurse I need to go to? Do I need to have my ears checked?" Digby is swaying from side to side nervously. This is a situation he wasn't prepared to handle. He grabbed at one of his silky ears and tugged it slightly.

"I'm so very confused, giant dog."