"Oh, sure!" he said, kind of amazed that she'd want to keep it - she probably had a billion better pictures with a billion more interesting fans. But he wasn't about to complain! It took him just a few seconds to pass it along to her number.

"There! Done! And of course - you don't have to eat it right away! Cake is best when you enjoy it when you want to. There's nothing enjoyable about eating a cake when you're not ready."

He was probably the only man in this world or any other who could have made that sentence sound serious and earnest and not like he was trying and failing to be funny.