[Ness do you really expect a scrawny nerd to be able to give you a piggyback ride because you would be CORRECT. All that lugging around heavy weapons and broken equipment does the body good, after all. Sort of. He doesn't collapse in a heap, he just wobbles a little.]

Awesome and educational! We learned that gooey bomb launchers don't work if the bombs stick to the inside of the tube.

[The most valuable life lesson of all. Aaand Jeff can only handle Ness for so long before he finally does have to just topple over, dragging the other boy down with him because BROS ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.]

Oof! Ha ha... [Hold on, let him fix his glasses, theeere we go.] What else did we nab?

[From storage. Without asking. But the door was wide open, and anyway, nobody can get mad at them for taking items that are there for students to use!]