shadow the hedgehog. ⁽ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵁᴸᵀᴵᴹᴬᵀᴱ ⁾ (
obfuskate) wrote in
youre_smashing2012-03-28 12:04 pm
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
hello, meet broody mcbrooderson.
[Hey, Smash Academy. You're looking bright and lively today, the sun beating down on your vivacious and ecstatic little heads. Butterflies are fluttering, birds are chirping, and hedgehogs are cursing the very beings who brought them here.
Wait, what? Something's out of place there.
Make that not multiple hedgehogs, but just one single, solitary crimson-streaked 'hog. He's exploring with focused intent, eying whatever of interest catches his sight. What is up with this guy? Why is he here? What's with his investigative demeanor?
Most importantly of all, why does he look so freaking grumpy? Sheesh, rat, lighten up. ಠ_ಠ]
Wait, what? Something's out of place there.
Make that not multiple hedgehogs, but just one single, solitary crimson-streaked 'hog. He's exploring with focused intent, eying whatever of interest catches his sight. What is up with this guy? Why is he here? What's with his investigative demeanor?
Most importantly of all, why does he look so freaking grumpy? Sheesh, rat, lighten up. ಠ_ಠ]
no subject
Whatever. I don't have time to deal with idiots like you.
[He turns around again.]
no subject
Well, he thinks so, at least.]
Nor do I. [ARM-FOLDING IN A HUFF.] I have more important things to do than to deal with the likes of you idiotic humans.
[Well, at least guys like this.
Shadow you hypocrite you are just about as douchey most of the time]no subject
Get lost. I've dealt with worse than you.
no subject
ha
ahahahahha. He gives a slight, oh-so-bitter chuckle.]
Dealt with worse than me...
[He raises a hand and clenches it tight in front of his face. He's... smiling.
That is a bad sign.]
You are a fool. There is nothing worse than dealing with the Ultimate Lifeform.