hello, meet broody mcbrooderson.

[obfuskate]

[Hey, Smash Academy. You're looking bright and lively today, the sun beating down on your vivacious and ecstatic little heads. Butterflies are fluttering, birds are chirping, and hedgehogs are cursing the very beings who brought them here.

Wait, what? Something's out of place there.

Make that not multiple hedgehogs, but just one single, solitary crimson-streaked 'hog. He's exploring with focused intent, eying whatever of interest catches his sight. What is up with this guy? Why is he here? What's with his investigative demeanor?

Most importantly of all, why does he look so freaking grumpy? Sheesh, rat, lighten up. ಠ_ಠ]

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[poisonclaws]

[Nope.]

Like what?

[obfuskate]

Responsibilities, duties, important matters... anything that would not prove to be a complete waste of time.

[He shoots Janga a look. Yes, he just totally implied that he thinks you're wasting your time.]

[poisonclaws]

[What no, he was using his time so wisely. He pretends to think for a moment.]

Hm, let me think... Nah, don't have any important shit to do right now, actually.

[obfuskate]

Then do something more worth your while than people-watching.

[A pause.]

At the very least, something that wouldn't be watching me.

[cuz fuckin' skeeeeeeeeeeeeeevy]

[poisonclaws]

Kiki... 'Ey 'ey 'ey! I ain't just doin' people-watchin', I'm lookin' for some worthy opponents. Hear this place's a fightin' school, so why not?

[Only legitimate way to get some fighting going on, since some murder got caught a while ago. He doesn't want to end up in the situation himself. Plus if something else happens this way, it wouldn't be his "fault"...maybe.]

[obfuskate]

[Some worthy opponents. So this cat was looking towards him... in hopes of him being a worthy opponent.

Shadow could testify at any moment that he would qualify under that category. That did not mean, however, that he would be willing to spend time out of his necessary escapades to fight with some inferior feline. He'd fight when necessary, something that this implied offer was not.]

You have no idea what you are dealing with. I care little about battling the likes of you... and even if I did, you wouldn't last very long.

[poisonclaws]

[And Janga gives a wide grin. He doesn't know what your skills are, but nor does he care...much. He already "died", so at this point he's not giving a second thought.]

Ya sure about that? Kikiki...

[obfuskate]

There is no doubt.

[Shadow dips his head and lets out one, two small, sinister laughs.]

The probability of you besting me... is zero.

[poisonclaws]

Keh! Why don't we just try it, eh?

[As he says that, another one of him appears from the shadows. Did he mention he could create copies of himself? He was a very nasty cat, okay.]

...'Cuz ya know, even one cut from these claws'll send ya to hell. [He even puts poison on his claws. How low can he go?]

[obfuskate]

Like I said, I don't really care to fight with you.

[Then he looks between both Jangas. Both of them, one an oddly convincing fake, the other being the real one.

... Interesting.]

But if you won't let me go... [He poises himself, really to defend if this cat pulled any sudden movements.] Then I will have no choice but to make you howl for mercy!