where the valves at

[hellothisisd0g]

[Oh god there is this giant robot thing poking around the main quad.

How did it get here.

What is it doing.

Is that--

No, no, that's not what the fountain is for, robot!]

Comments

[operatingbuddy]

Error: That is not the intended purpose of that water fountain.

[hellothisisd0g]

[WHAT'S THAT

Uprooting the fountain will have to wait there is SOMEONE OVER THERE.

D0g is quick to bound over and get all up in ROB's grill, whirring inquisitively.]

[operatingbuddy]

[How fascinating.]

Query: What is your designation?

[poyo]

Poyo?

[ Kirby attempts to climb onto the robot. Because that's how you get a better look at things. Climbing all over them. ]

[hellothisisd0g]

[Wait

hold the phone

That's a thing. NO, THING. D0G IS NOT FOR CLIMBING. Please enjoy a giant robot hand reaching around to grab this thing, much like a person attempting to itch the ONE SPOT on their back they CAN'T POSSIBLY REACH.]

[poyo]

[ The puffball didn't quite move out of the way, though, and so D0g should have no trouble gripping Kirby. It's a lot like those claw machines that everyone hates, except more successful. ]

[hellothisisd0g]

[SUCCESSSSSS

What manner of marshmallow is this??

D0g brings Kirby around front, peering at him curiously and maybe giving him a tentative

squish]

[poyo]

[ Kirby is very squishy. He lets out a "poyo" as you squish him, D0g.

He's staring right back at you as you do. ]

[rotarytier]

Goddamn you are one stupid robot.

[Come on I mean

even Meca Hawk was smarter than this

jeeeeeesuuuuuuuus]

[hellothisisd0g]

[UM EXCUSE YOU

D0g is not stupid. D0g is DEEPLY OFFENDED by your calling him stupid.

Hi Goose did you ask for two and a half meters of robot lumbering up to you? No? TOO BAD here he is and is he

oh god is he growling?]

[rotarytier]

[yeah okay he hadn't even flinched

two and a half meters is nothing compared to a robot larger than new york city okay]

It's true. You can't even drink from some water fountain the right way.

[SHRUG.]