where the valves at

[hellothisisd0g]

[Oh god there is this giant robot thing poking around the main quad.

How did it get here.

What is it doing.

Is that--

No, no, that's not what the fountain is for, robot!]

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[hellothisisd0g]

[Wait

hold the phone

That's a thing. NO, THING. D0G IS NOT FOR CLIMBING. Please enjoy a giant robot hand reaching around to grab this thing, much like a person attempting to itch the ONE SPOT on their back they CAN'T POSSIBLY REACH.]

[poyo]

[ The puffball didn't quite move out of the way, though, and so D0g should have no trouble gripping Kirby. It's a lot like those claw machines that everyone hates, except more successful. ]

[hellothisisd0g]

[SUCCESSSSSS

What manner of marshmallow is this??

D0g brings Kirby around front, peering at him curiously and maybe giving him a tentative

squish]

[poyo]

[ Kirby is very squishy. He lets out a "poyo" as you squish him, D0g.

He's staring right back at you as you do. ]