You don't seem to know who you're talking to, so allow me to fill you in! The name's Orange Kid. Perhaps you've heard of me? The famed inventor of Twoson, who routinely sweeps women off their feet? The greatest genius who has ever lived? The scientist who most certainly does NOT make useless machines?

[Orange Kid pulls the machine away protectively. How dare this person touch such a delicate piece of machinery so carelessly!]