did_well_enough: ([Human] What do you think you're doing?)
(Human) GLaDOS ([personal profile] did_well_enough) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing2012-05-10 05:20 pm
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THINKING WITH PORTAL

[Ever seen a giant AI robot towering over you with a single glowing eye?

Well if your answer was no, CONGRATULATIONS...you won't be seeing one now either. Why? Because for some reason or another, GLaDOS here seems to have become HUMAN...or at least an android.]

Alright, this is not funny. You there, identify yourself and the location I am currently in now.

[Oh yeah, she's definitely not happy.]
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poyo: ((unsure))

[personal profile] poyo 2012-05-10 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Um, I'm Kirby and this is a school, poyo!

[ In Dream Land, Kirby is the help. It's him. ]
did_well_enough: ([Human] Is that supposed to impress me?)

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I in a teaching establishment? And for that matter, why do I seem to have a humanoid body?

[And then, cue the narrowing of those soulless gold eyes. SHE'S ON TO YOU PUFFY.]

Did you have anything to do with this?
poyo: (aqua star)

[personal profile] poyo 2012-05-10 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Poyo...

[ and those innocent blue eyes stare right back, narrowing a bit in thought

can you hear those gears turning

nope me neither ]

I don't know.
did_well_enough: ([Human] You're annoying me now.)

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-10 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You...don't know.

[All the eyebrow raising.]

Is that some kind of joke? Because it is very poorly executed and above all unfunny.
poyo: (but meta knight... !)

[personal profile] poyo 2012-05-10 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not a joke, poyo! I really don't know, sorry...

[ now he feels bad. ]
did_well_enough: ([Human] Is that supposed to impress me?)

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-10 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[A sigh. She is too irritated for this right now.]

What is the name of this establishment?
poyo: (paint roller)

[personal profile] poyo 2012-05-10 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know that! It's called Smash Academy, poyo!

[ he's helping! yay! ]
did_well_enough: ([Human] God I need my coffee.)

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-10 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Smash Academy?

[She tries to run that name through her somewhat limited memory. It sucks being a human/android/whatever.]

I do not recall a place like this existing. Do you know of this Smash Academy's location?
poyo: (adventure!)

ok now that i've finished the movie i can continue to tag, sorry about that!

[personal profile] poyo 2012-05-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Poyooo...

No. I'm sorry.

[ he deflates

literally ]
did_well_enough: ([Human] /eyeroll)

No problem~

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-11 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Eye...twitch.]

Well. Is there anything useful about this Smash Academy that you can tell me? Otherwise, do not waste my time.
poyo: ((unsure))

[personal profile] poyo 2012-05-11 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
No, but you were the one who asked me, poyo...

[ Kirby no, that will not earn you brownie points with GlaDOS ]
did_well_enough: ([Human] Is that supposed to impress me?)

[personal profile] did_well_enough 2012-05-11 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I made the mistake of believing you could supply me with important information regarding this location.

If you cannot, then this conversation is null.
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