I swear to god, this is just for fun

[roses_are_blue]

[There is a man.

A man in a very "interesting" coat. He looks lost. He is need of some direction so the man with what looks like seaweed on his head is bothering you.]

Pardon me...do you know how to get to an art gallery I'm looking for?

[He talks like a lady.]

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OKAY.

[paletteknife]

...Garry?

imma spam back

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Re: OKAY.

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Re: OKAY.

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[FIRST PERSON HE TALKS TO. WHY. WHY. MAYBE HE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE GALLERY AND SHE WAS PLAYING A MIND GAME TO MAKE THIS LOOK LIKE REALITY...???]

...Mary? Mary, why on earth are you here? What is this place?

[Just double checking this isn't really still the gallery.]

1/2

[paletteknife]

I... I followed Ib to get out, but she's not here...

But you're here...

[paletteknife]

What did you DO?!

[It's not supposed to be like this!]

[roses_are_blue]

What did I do?!

[...]

What did you do? I saw you and your painting burn! How are you here?

[She gave him her hankerchief...They were about to leave.]

And what do you mean Ib's not here?

[paletteknife]

[Wait burning what.]

What... are you... talking about? Burning?

[kooloo_limpah]

[Oh, a man that talks like a lady... Could it be? Floating around the school with his balloon has taught him many things, such as the true nature of fairies in this world.]

Hello? Hellooooooooo!

[...It looks like he's stuck up there.]

[roses_are_blue]

H-hello? Who's there?

[He looked up...This is not reality, is it?]

...Were you talking to me just then?

[kooloo_limpah]

[Unfortunately, yes. This is reality. And a strange fat man with some choice red undies is waving to you.]

Are you lost? Tingle can draw you a map for a nominal fee.

[A long pause ensues as Tingle stares.]

Or perhaps you are in need of some new clothes -- Tingle has a spare! For a price.

[roses_are_blue]

[No. Garry is sure he is crazy. Crazy in the brain.]

Clothes...Ah, that's alright. I have...no need for that. A map would be wonderful right now though.

[A fee?]

What would that fee be?



Also excuse me if this seems rude, but I haven't quite seen anyone like you. What are you?

[kooloo_limpah]

Are you certain, Mister? Your jacket's in shambles! You'd look absolutely fabulous with some new clothes.

Tingle can draw you a map for 15 rupees. He's on his way to becoming a 100%, Grade A, bona-fide fairy!

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[roses_are_blue]

Oh, it looks like this because that's how it was designed! Really, I'm fine!

[The coat IS also old.]

Rupees? I don't-

[What are rupees? What. No. Oh god no. Uh! He goes through his pockets.]

I have...a lighter, five pieces of lemon candy, and...

[There's a hankerchief in his hands. He quickly puts it back.]

...That items's not for sale, Mr, uh...

Mr. Fairy?

[kooloo_limpah]

Oh.

[Candy isn't money. Neither is a lighter, whatever that is.]

Money! Currency! Ka-ching! Do you have any?

Tingle's name is Tingle.

[roses_are_blue]

Tingle.

My apologies, Tingle.

I seem to not have any money on me. Let alone rupees.

1/2

[kooloo_limpah]

... ... ... ...

[kooloo_limpah]

The candy will have to suffice!

... [grabby hands]

... Do you think you could help Tingle down?

[roses_are_blue]

[Oh...? He's not...angry? He will really accept the candy? Wide eyes.]

A-alright, if you insist! It's a deal!

[!]

Oh, absolutely! I will be glad to help you!

[Garry is mad tall, he makes a huge reach for him.]