Henry's bad with directions...

[has_standards]

[Hey Smash, have a rather tall, younger gentlemen standing around outside the campus. He looks around the school, confused. Finally, he pulls out his phone, one of those new and expensive touch screen ones, looking at the GPS feature.]

I don't understand it, I took that left at the last exit. So where the bloody hell am I? This isn't my latest job...

[His accent is clearly Irish, though it does sound a bit thick. He stops talking to himself soon enough though, instead opting to continue fiddling around with the device some more, before angrily shoving it back in his coat pocket and glaring at his surroundings.]

I knew I should have taken the right instead of the left...wretched piece of technology, would of been better of buyin' a bloody map fer fuck's sake...

[He grumbles this to himself, before turning to the first person he sees.]

Oi, you there. You have any idea where I am? And more importantly, how to get out of here?

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[robinsegg]

[Here's a kid who's spaced out. He didn't seem to notice you were there until you spoke to im.]

...Huh?

[has_standards]

[A kid? Lucky you, Henry has a bit more patience with kids since he has his own.]

Do you know where I am? And how to get out of here?

[robinsegg]

[Sig takes a look around, as if he just realized where he was now.]

...School.

[And then he takes his time to answer the second question. He can't deal with more than one question at a time...]

...No.

[has_standards]

[Well isn't this fan-bloody-tastic.]

Right. Can ye at least tell me who runs this place?

[robinsegg]

[Sig is the worst person to ask... He kind of wished his friend was around so she could help this guy out. She wasn't around, though, so he had to do his best to answer the questions.]

Big hands.

[That was his best.]

[has_standards]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

What about "big hands"?

[robinsegg]

[Sig takes a moment to think about it. What else were there to say? Oh, right!]

Floating. Gloves.

[Come to think of it, how did they talk? Sig tilts his head, getting confused himself.]

......?

[kooloo_limpah]

[Maps? Buying maps? Did somebody say they had money to burn?

Tingle floats overhead with his magical red balloon.]

How much money do you have?

[has_standards]

[...okay. Henry's seen some whacked out shit in his time, but this takes the cake.]

The bloody hell are you supposed to be?

[kooloo_limpah]

[You ain't seen nothin' net, pal.]

Tingle!

[There is a very abrupt change in subject and tone.]

Do you want to buy one of Tingle's maps or not?

[has_standards]

[He's seen enough.]

Tingle?

[What kind of name is Tingle?]

A map?

[Oh right, he mentioned one of those.]

If it'll get me out of this place, then yes.

[kooloo_limpah]

[It's a beautiful name worthy of fairies, thank you very much.]

Tingle can draw you a map for 20 Rupees!

[has_standards]

[Riiiiight.]

Rupees? That's not any currency I've ever heard of.

[kooloo_limpah]

What do you have, Mister?

[has_standards]

LB dollars. And regular American money.