wow gee how unexpected

[mandana]

[A young man stands in his... wait, that's not right. This guy is definitely pushing 40, and judging by how lost he looks, he has absolutely no ownership over anything here.

One minute you're witnessing the end of the world, the next you're in some wheat field. Is this the afterlife? If so, what's with the duck that hasn't left him alone since he got here?]

Look, I got no bread on me. Shoo!

Nostalgia weekend why the heck not.

[pknothing]

[OH BY THE WAY

Some little nerd is on the school grounds.

This better not be another case of time-space paradoxes. Jeez, older Jeff, stop dicking around with time streams!]