wow gee how unexpected

[mandana]

[A young man stands in his... wait, that's not right. This guy is definitely pushing 40, and judging by how lost he looks, he has absolutely no ownership over anything here.

One minute you're witnessing the end of the world, the next you're in some wheat field. Is this the afterlife? If so, what's with the duck that hasn't left him alone since he got here?]

Look, I got no bread on me. Shoo!

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[pkwallstaple]

::Oh look it's a Duster::

::And he's awake now, I guess.::

Hey, Lighter.

[mandana]

[Well, it makes sense Duster's here. He was there at the end, too.]

Hey, Duster. This is it, huh?

[pkwallstaple]

I guess?

::pause::

This wheat field's pretty new.

[planking]

[POOF, Flint is magically no longer trapped underground in a test chamber.

But he's still wearing those silly boots.]

What the heck just happened? Where the heck am I? [He spots Lighter] What the heck are you doing here?

[mandana]

I was wonderin' the same thing!

[FLINT. FLINT ARE WE DEAD. HOW PUT THIS FEAR INTO WORDS. Wait, there are more important questions:]

...What's on your feet.

[planking]

Uh...

[He looks down. Oh. Right.]

It's a long story.

[mandana]

Sounds like it might be the kind... I'm better off not hearin'.

[He automatically lifts one of his own feet to make sure he's not stuck with them either. Nope.]

...

Those high-heels on'em? Never mind, I gotta hear this after all.

[planking]

Oh, you had to go there, didn't you, Lighter. Now you're getting the ultra-condensed version.

"A robot kidnapped me and is making me do all these science tests."