OMEGA WILL ANNIHILATE TARGET

[enjoys_plan_b]

[Sup Smash, have a human sized robot stomping around the school.]

DOCTOR EGGMAN, I KNOW YOU ARE HERE. I HAVE TRACKED YOUR SIGNAL FOR SEVERAL DAYS BEFORE COMING HERE AND MY SENSORS CAN NOW CONFIRM YOU ARE IN THE WITHIN ONE HUNDRED YARDS OF MY LOCATION. I STRONGLY SUGGEST SHOWING YOURSELF NOW, OTHERWISE I WILL TEAR DOWN ANYTHING STANDING BETWEEN ME AND YOUR ANNIHILATION. SHOULD YOU SURRENDER, I WILL MAKE YOUR TOTAL DESTRUCTION MUCH LESS PAINFUL. THIS IS YOUR FIRST AND ONLY WARNING.

Comments

[obfuskate]

It will not do you any good to destroy the school in the process.

[ A robot against Eggman, though? How terribly fascinating. Such a shame that he doesn't know that he forms Team Dark with this one and Rouge in a different timeline. ]

[enjoys_plan_b]

THIS WOULD NOT BE NESSECARY IF HE WOULD SIMPLY FACE HIS DEMISE-

[A pause as he turns around to face the person speaking to him.]

OH, IT IS YOU SHADOW. I HAD NOT EXPECTED ONE OF MY COMRADES TO BE IN THIS FACILITY.

[obfuskate]

Decimating the school will accomplish nothing. A mechanism of your build should hold more intelligence than that.

...

`Comrade`?

[ commence total confusion. ]

[enjoys_plan_b]

IF IT ACCOMPLISHES HIS DEMISE, THAT IS INDEED SOMETHING.

[Cue confusion right back.]

THAT IS CORRECT, SHADOW.

...

DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE THIS UNIT?

[obfuskate]

Of course not. We've never met.

...

[ Unless-- aha. Why didn't he think of this before? ]

I am going to assume that you are from my future.

[iamtheeggman]

HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN BORED OF THIS YET?!

By all means, TEAR DOWN THIS WRETCHED PLACE!

[enjoys_plan_b]

NEGATIVE. I WILL "GROW BORED OF THIS" WHEN YOUR BODY IS A SMOULDERING PILE OF ASH.

[And cue...a metric shitton of weapons.]

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD THANK YOU FOR SHOWING YOURSELF, DOCTOR EGGMAN. AS A REWARD, I WILL MAKE YOUR ANNIHILATION QUICK.

[But not painless~]

[iamtheeggman]

You sound like you think you can actually SUCCEED!