/ugly crying

[travelingdarkness]

[Oh... were you eating something? Were you hunting? Maybe you just smelled like food. Or you wandered past the cafeteria. Anything.

Well, there's a wolf-ish Pokemon with a blue collar, staring at you from afar. Following, even.]

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it's the ciiiircle of liiiiife

[rivalkidneypunch]

[His tail gives an irritated whump against the ground. Give him a second, puppy, he's gotta swallow down that super attractive meat chunk.]

You're wastin' your time, asswad, 'cause you sure as shit ain't gettin' at my kill.

kieran will live forever in running jokes

[travelingdarkness]

[Gosh it was tasty-looking. But the puppy's powers of restraint were great. His tail twitched from side to side behind him as he patiently watched the Char eat.]

...I understand.

the best fate a character could ask for

[rivalkidneypunch]

In other words, piss off. I could Focus Blast you from here, y'know.

[70% accuracy, Char, are you sure about that?]

Y'got teeth, and you got a pair of workin' legs. Go catch your own goddamn dinner.