You can all thank me later~

[singlemanly_tear]

[Oh look, there seems to be a grouchy looking living air conditioner in one of the windows today.

...

Nope, nothing strange here.]

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[badass_vacuum]

[Oh look, there's a grouchy-looking vacuum sitting somewhere near said living air conditioner.]

...

..

What are you looking at?

[singlemanly_tear]

Oooooh great, it's you again. Don't tell me that stupid blanket is here with you too?

[badass_vacuum]

[He scoffs at the A/C.]

Feh. What would you know? Not like you see more than three feet in front of your face.

[singlemanly_tear]

Yeah, reeeeaaaal funny, making a joke about how I'm stuck in a WALL. I bet you think you're so orginal, HUH?

[badass_vacuum]

[He rolls his eyes. Because. That's what vacuums do.]

Yeah, actually, I do.

Because I can move.

not here

[godofthemachine]

[LAUGHS AT YOU.]

also not here

[saw_a_deer]

[WE ARE SO NOT HAVING KIDS!]

also also not here why is this entire post just carbon and jon

[testsubject1]

[WHAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT.

Just gonna... crawl into a fetal position.]

because we are awesome, duh

[singlemanly_tear]

[Hey pretty lady, name's AC.

I don't mean to scare ya, but I'm an Air Conditioner, designed for to blow cold air at ya. How about you and I go some place private-like.]

The Computer ❤ You!

[the_computer]

[There's what looks like an old 80's Macintosh monitor with a single blinking eye staring at the air conditioner trying to figure out if it was a product of Commie Mutant Traitor Scum or just a stupid Troubleshoooter.]