Star Princess

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

Hello, Smash Academy. My name is Rosalina, and I will be your new astronomy instructor. It's a pleasure to meet all of you, and I hope we all get along well. If you have any questions, my door is always open. Just use the Launch Star located in the astronomy classroom.

It's been some time since I was last on this world, so please forgive me if I make a few mistakes in protocol.

Comments

[ihateplumbers]

Nobody likes you, so you can get lost, Princess Chumpette.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

Bowser. How... unexpected to see you here.

[ihateplumbers]

Cram it and get lost like I told you to do.

[obfuskate]

[ he was about to be disinterested, but... woah. hold the phone here. one certain word just caught his ears. ]

You are not from this world. How much knowledge do you retain of the universe at large?

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

I have as much right to be here as you do. I trust you are no longer posing a threat to the universe...

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

I am both of this world and not. I know all there is fit to know about the universe.

[obfuskate]

You are impeccably ignorant to make such a tall statement with no proof behind it.

[ wow rude ]

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

Your life is your own. You can believe whatever you like. I can simply tell you the truth; it is up to you to decide what to do with that information.

[ihateplumbers]

Actually, now that you're here I think a little trip to outer space seems prudent, don't you think?

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

After two such failures, I would have hoped that you would learn your lesson. Clearly I thought too much of you.

[ihateplumbers]

Oh, I'm not going to go there to take it over. That place sucks. Why would I want to do that.

No no, I'll just knock that observatory around a bit while you're out is all.

[obfuskate]

To make a mighty claim with no proof is still uncalled for. Your flimsy argument is invalid and does not change that.

If you insist that you are presenting the truth, it mustn't be too difficult to present evidence... unless, of course, it isn't the truth.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

[She lets out a soft giggle.]

How curious... You have such a roundabout way of telling me you want to ask a question.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

You will do no such thing.

[obfuskate]

I suppose I will have to be direct to receive a straight answer from you.

Where is your proof?

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

For one so skeptical and distrustful, what proof would be enough? But I'll humor you. What do you wish to know?

casually screams over your q-t rosie btw u////u

[obfuskate]

[ Mm... there really is only one thing that really stands out. If she answers this with some form of accurate knowledge, he'll deal with that much. ]

If you know as much as you claim you do, these words will be familiar to you:

The Space Colony ARK.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

Interesting that you would choose such a thing... The Space Colony ARK is a man-made construct orbiting the Earth. Its purpose was once benign, but now it seems to only be used for destruction. It annihilated an entire alien race, the Black Arms, and destroyed a part of the Earth's moon.

Fortunately it only exists around one version of the Earth, and I presume that version is yours?

[ihateplumbers]

Try and stop me, Miss Fussybritches.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

I won't try. I'll succeed.

[obfuskate]

[ oh, okay, well, at least she got that acc--

wait

what ]

Incorrect. I know more about the ARK than any human should hope to know. The Eclipse Cannon may have decimated the moon, but it has never crossed the alien lifeforms you speak of, whoever they may be.

[ it's... strange, really. the name black arms feels somehow familiar, but he can't place how. he just blames it on senseless deja vu. ]

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

I assure you, it has. And you should know. How could--Oh, I see... You're from another time, aren't you?

[obfuskate]

[ Now he's unsettled. ]

...

Tell me what you know of my future.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

I admit that my knowledge of parallel realities is not as complete as my knowledge of my own. I can't tell you exactly what you did on a specific day at a specific time. However, I'm familiar enough with your reality thanks to all those Olympics crossovers to give you the broad strokes.

The race of conquering aliens known as Black Arms invaded your Earth. Their entire race was destroyed.

[ihateplumbers]

::brb, space::

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

[brb force field]

[obfuskate]

And so, the ARK eliminated their race...

I see. A future endeavor, perhaps...

Hn. I will give you the benefit of a doubt for now. You are lucky this time.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

That's correct.

I feel so honored.