Star Princess

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

Hello, Smash Academy. My name is Rosalina, and I will be your new astronomy instructor. It's a pleasure to meet all of you, and I hope we all get along well. If you have any questions, my door is always open. Just use the Launch Star located in the astronomy classroom.

It's been some time since I was last on this world, so please forgive me if I make a few mistakes in protocol.

Comments

[obfuskate]

To make a mighty claim with no proof is still uncalled for. Your flimsy argument is invalid and does not change that.

If you insist that you are presenting the truth, it mustn't be too difficult to present evidence... unless, of course, it isn't the truth.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

[She lets out a soft giggle.]

How curious... You have such a roundabout way of telling me you want to ask a question.

[obfuskate]

I suppose I will have to be direct to receive a straight answer from you.

Where is your proof?

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

For one so skeptical and distrustful, what proof would be enough? But I'll humor you. What do you wish to know?

casually screams over your q-t rosie btw u////u

[obfuskate]

[ Mm... there really is only one thing that really stands out. If she answers this with some form of accurate knowledge, he'll deal with that much. ]

If you know as much as you claim you do, these words will be familiar to you:

The Space Colony ARK.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

Interesting that you would choose such a thing... The Space Colony ARK is a man-made construct orbiting the Earth. Its purpose was once benign, but now it seems to only be used for destruction. It annihilated an entire alien race, the Black Arms, and destroyed a part of the Earth's moon.

Fortunately it only exists around one version of the Earth, and I presume that version is yours?

[obfuskate]

[ oh, okay, well, at least she got that acc--

wait

what ]

Incorrect. I know more about the ARK than any human should hope to know. The Eclipse Cannon may have decimated the moon, but it has never crossed the alien lifeforms you speak of, whoever they may be.

[ it's... strange, really. the name black arms feels somehow familiar, but he can't place how. he just blames it on senseless deja vu. ]

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

I assure you, it has. And you should know. How could--Oh, I see... You're from another time, aren't you?

[obfuskate]

[ Now he's unsettled. ]

...

Tell me what you know of my future.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

I admit that my knowledge of parallel realities is not as complete as my knowledge of my own. I can't tell you exactly what you did on a specific day at a specific time. However, I'm familiar enough with your reality thanks to all those Olympics crossovers to give you the broad strokes.

The race of conquering aliens known as Black Arms invaded your Earth. Their entire race was destroyed.

[obfuskate]

And so, the ARK eliminated their race...

I see. A future endeavor, perhaps...

Hn. I will give you the benefit of a doubt for now. You are lucky this time.

[ladyoftheshootingstars]

That's correct.

I feel so honored.