Soryk 'Val' Val'kaeon 🗡️ (
insanecharisma) wrote in
youre_smashing2012-10-17 11:44 pm
This is exactly what you think it is.
[He stands tall. Well, the size of an average human man. Unmoving. Stiff. Rigid. Composed.
As if he's listening for something. With some very... fancy... ears.]
I do believe I have caught the scent of trolls.
[A brief pause.]
...And beef.
[This can only mean one thing.]
As if he's listening for something. With some very... fancy... ears.]
I do believe I have caught the scent of trolls.
[A brief pause.]
...And beef.
[This can only mean one thing.]

we need to make this canon somehow...
[ Of course. Of course it's that. ]
It is entirely canon. xD
[Why yes, he does look a little proud.]
HEHHHHH
Tell me. Have you been scientifically deemed planet Earth's Ultimate Lifeform?
[ He raises a single brow. He doesn't really think so. ]
Clearly they are brothers from different mothers.
That sounds far less prestigious than the Left Hand of Fate.
[No. You are an insignificant footnote on Soryk's epic world notes.]
PROBABLY.
[ Okay. Now he's curious, as well as visibly bothered by the idea of that. ]
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[And not yours.]
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[ Can't see any other implication, really. ]
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Your ears are not much better.
[ Look at them, how massive and pointy. Is that really necessary for his species? They look ridiculous. ]
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On the contrary, I do believe my ears to be akin to gifts from the very gods. Others would be far more sightly if they were given the same. And yet I do understand some are simply not worthy.
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They are ears.
[ yep. this dude be cray. ]