insanecharisma: (professional → akin to fatherly)
Soryk 'Val' Val'kaeon 🗡️ ([personal profile] insanecharisma) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing2012-10-17 11:44 pm

This is exactly what you think it is.

[He stands tall. Well, the size of an average human man. Unmoving. Stiff. Rigid. Composed.

As if he's listening for something. With some very... fancy... ears.]


I do believe I have caught the scent of trolls.

[A brief pause.]

...And beef.

[This can only mean one thing.]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✘ look down on those unworthy.)

we need to make this canon somehow...

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-10-24 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
It is a fact. I know this given that I am the perfect being.

[ Of course. Of course it's that. ]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ʀᴇʙᴇ-ɪᴛ@ᴅᴀ. (✘ looooooooooom.)

HEHHHHH

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-10-24 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I could say the same for you.

Tell me. Have you been scientifically deemed planet Earth's Ultimate Lifeform?

[ He raises a single brow. He doesn't really think so. ]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ you are not prepared.)

PROBABLY.

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-10-24 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
... and just what does that entail?

[ Okay. Now he's curious, as well as visibly bothered by the idea of that. ]
tealribbons: (high → akin to skeptical)

[personal profile] tealribbons 2012-10-24 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Information for privileged ears.

[And not yours.]
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: sᴏɴɪᴄ x. (✘ let's make this one quick.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-10-24 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me guess. Privileged ears -- ergo, not mine.

[ Can't see any other implication, really. ]
tealribbons: (high → akin to arrogant)

[personal profile] tealribbons 2012-10-24 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
If you are implying those... things- [He motions to Shadow's 'ears'.] -are ears, then affirmative.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✘ choking you would be sufficient.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-10-25 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His ears subconsciously flick at the attention they receive. ]

Your ears are not much better.

[ Look at them, how massive and pointy. Is that really necessary for his species? They look ridiculous. ]
tealribbons: (down → akin to jaded)

[personal profile] tealribbons 2012-10-27 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He's rather fond of his ears and it shows in how he willingly displays them for Shadow.]

On the contrary, I do believe my ears to be akin to gifts from the very gods. Others would be far more sightly if they were given the same. And yet I do understand some are simply not worthy.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✘ well what do you think?)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-10-27 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
They... are not gifts from whatever deities exist, nor are they particularly special.

They are ears.

[ yep. this dude be cray. ]