Soryk 'Val' Val'kaeon 🗡️ (
insanecharisma) wrote in
youre_smashing2012-10-17 11:44 pm
This is exactly what you think it is.
[He stands tall. Well, the size of an average human man. Unmoving. Stiff. Rigid. Composed.
As if he's listening for something. With some very... fancy... ears.]
I do believe I have caught the scent of trolls.
[A brief pause.]
...And beef.
[This can only mean one thing.]
As if he's listening for something. With some very... fancy... ears.]
I do believe I have caught the scent of trolls.
[A brief pause.]
...And beef.
[This can only mean one thing.]

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[His eyebrows furrow. Then he points to himself, remaining perfectly stationary.] Val.
[They're totally getting far.]
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Are you a bug. Your eyebrows are long like antennae.
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[It's taking every last bit of his patience not to strangle you, kiddo.]
No. [And that is a scowl if there ever was one.]
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Welp.
Without another word, Sig turns around and wanders off.]
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For now, he'll just settle for some elegant gawking.]