And nobody was surprised.

[meltwater]

[So there's this girl. Lounging around in the fountain. Clothes on and everything, not caring about how chilly it is to be doing dumb stuff like this at this time of year.

She is definitely not the same girl who was hanging around during AU week or 4th Wall events, guys. You can tell because she has some freckles this time.

Totally different.]

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[cockyhearted]

[Not like he'd knew anyways-- this monkey just managed to slip away from his trainer.

Well, until he literally slipped and fell in the fountain. Stupid slipper edges. DEAR GOD IT WAS COLD.]

[meltwater]

[Whoa, rude! Interrupting her public bathing like that.]

Hey!

[Actually, it looks like that wasn't even his intention. So she'll just laugh instead of being offended now.]

Nice diving, guy.

[cockyhearted]

[Whoa not funny, look how he's shivering the living out of himself.]

Y-y-yeaahh... I'm w-working real hard to be the first aipom who w-w-wins the g-gold medal in Olympics.

[meltwater]

[That's hilarious...]

Wait, are they letting Pokemon actually compete in those now? You're gonna be going against me, in that case! Screw the Pokeathlon!

[cockyhearted]

[Wow this girl is R U D E.]

H-hate to say b-b-but I'm a r-real champ....

[Except someone get him out of this freezing hell hole.]

[meltwater]

Oh yeah? Let's see it. We'll go to the lake and see who can swim a lap first!

[cockyhearted]

..........

... S-s-sweetheart, h-how... Many of thay d-did you actually take as n-not sarcasm....

[genderbentmario]

[Splashing around in a fountain this time of month? Maybe not quite Lyra's thing. She's just gonna stay dry on the ledge of the fountain.]

Hey, isn't that cold at all?

[meltwater]

[Yeah, Lyra, you keep your time of month out of this water.]

Nah! If it's not frozen, it's still swimmable, right? Come on in!

[genderbentmario]

[But it's not truly shark week until there's blood in the wa--okay no this is horrible]

Is it... actually swimmable?

[She kinda splashes at the water a bit.]

I mean, it doesn't look that deep.

[for_truth]

[Doing dumb things still in your clothes? WELL DON'T MIND IF SHE DO. What kind of chump wears pants and a coat in the winter?]

Yo! Room for two in there?

[meltwater]

[Hilda, you are Vaporeon's kinda girl.]

Sure is! I didn't think I'd meet a human brave enough for a dip! [She's kind of sprawled out in here, so let her just sit up to make a little more room.]

[for_truth]

[She parks herself right in that there fountain.]

S'kinda cold, but-- Wait, whaddaya mean? You ain't human...?

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Hey there thunderweak eeveelution, another eeveelution was curious about you.]

Having a good time in there?

[meltwater]

[Please do not zap the water, sir. She sees those ears.]

Water's always a good time.

[Squiiiint.]

You smell like someone was cooking bacon in the toaster and it caught fire. ...Which I only did once, but that smell sticks with you!

[rivalthunderbolts]

[Relax you're safe]

Good nose! That was this morning. Thank goodness for fire extinguishers.

Lemme guess... Vaporeon?