what i want to play this game too

[overpricedmisfortune]

[Mophead walkin' around campus.

Wondering where the hell he is.

In fact heres an image of him right now



send help.]

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[hamsterrific]

[ Gundam also had absolutely no idea what he was doing. He had shown up there suddenly, and in his magnanimous quest for answers, he spotted Hagakure, and suddenly he dropped everything he was doing and thinking.

That was one animal he had never seen before.

Get ready Hagakure. He approached the gigantic mess of hair attached to a person, stroke a pose and began yelling, his voice booming and dramatic. ]

Resistance is futile, o' beast of the nethers!

[ And then he struck another pose. Dramatically. ]

Feast on your remaining moments of freedom, for I, Tanaka Gundam, Ascendant Ruler of Ice, will soon collect your immortal soul to add to my boundless collection!

[overpricedmisfortune]

[Okay. Okay, that got him to stop. That. That really got him to stop and just.

No.

Nooo this guy cannot be serious. Hagakure is not entirely ready for this and oh god who let the cosplayers out of their pens god.

Anyways, he's not in the mood for this!! Yeah!!]

What the heck are you talking about? I'm not some beast!

[hamsterrific]

[ Gasp.

IT SPEAKS. How could such a grandiose specimen escape him for so long? Or wait... ]

C-could it be?!?

[ And then he struck another pose. ]

A sentient succubus, sent from the twisted confines of the world beyond, sent to waver my will of legends and tempt the Great Ruler of The Seven Dark Kingdoms?!

[ And then he smirked, proud of himself for detecting this trap. ]

Try as you may, foul demon, you will not ensnare me in your web of deceit!

[overpricedmisfortune]

[Oh no. This guy keeps on going.

Oh no.

TIME TO PLAY HIS GAME. Hagakure mimics his pose, pointing right at him while he does it. Man, why the fuck not? It's not like anyone he knows is actually around or something... right. right?]

You are correct! I, Yasuhiro Hagakure, am here to vanquish you! I hope you're prepared for the beating I'm about to put on you!

[hamsterrific]

[ Hagakure you DID NOT. Gundam immediately shifts to another pose, and lets out a loud, cliché, evil villain laughter. ]

AhahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[ In a quick movement, he pointed his finger at Hagakure's hair, and directed himself toward it. ]

Your vain attempts to challenge me, Tanaka Gundam, will end only in sorrow and regret for the rest of your measly existence!

[ And just like that, his mouth curved into a grin. ]

I will be merciful enough to allow you to make the first move, but beware, creature, you are dealing with powers you can not even begin to comprehend...

[ His speech was closed with a muffled laughter. ]

[overpricedmisfortune]

[That was met with a scoff. No, this guy can't be serious oh god.

uh... uh...

THink Hagakure, you don't actually want to fight this guy right?

No. So, he's going to let off his own crazed laugh.]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHhh, you're kidding, 'right? You think that I believe you're actually worthy of challenging me and even giving me this first move?

You're crazy!

[What is he doing he wants off this wild ride.]

[hamsterrific]

Yet, you persist?!

[ He let out a quiet "hmph", before deigning himself to look at the blob of treads that was Hagakure's hair. ]

Do you not know fear, insolent whelp?! Or perhaps your stupidity is far too grand for caution to reside...

[ And with that, he changed poses once more, this time to a more offensive one. ]

Come, mongrel! We shall see if it is you who is worthy to even gaze upon my image!

[overpricedmisfortune]

[Heaving a sigh, he shakes his head.

Yep.

Nope, we're not having anymore of this. He is done with this game.]

... I thought that was a universal signal that I didn't want to play your dumb game.

[hamsterrific]

You dare treat such a monumental confrontation as a mere game?!

[ He interprets that in the worst way possible, though. ]

Very well then, fool, you shall learn to know better than to believe the Phoenix Prince is to be toyed with!

[ And so, he assumes yet another flashy pose, but just does nothing. ]

Prepare to meet your maker, small fry!

[overpricedmisfortune]

[oh my god no STOP.]

Wait, wait, which one are you? You said you were the whatever of Ice.

[He's thining his eyes now. Waaait...]

I'm also pretty sure you're as tall as I am.

[hamsterrific]

Hmph. A puny being such as you would cower in terror at the mention of the dread honorifics my name has earned across the eons.

[ Suddenly his tone of voice goes up a bit. ]

Height is but a superficial measure! Were I to reveal my true form to you, your soul would exit your body voluntarily and cross the styx without the aid of Charon in terror!