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[inspirethefire]

[Scenario 1: the network]

Before I commit myself to having to yell the name frequently, can someone please confirm whether or not the name Flaming Hobos is, in fact, an elaborate prank, or just an unfortunate result of poor planning?

[Scenario 2: gym or field]

[Spectators hanging around aren't too weird, right? They just keep to the sidelines and let you get in your practice or exercise, they're easy enough to ignore. This kid should be no different. Even if his eyes seem to be boring into you, intently soaking in your every move. Even if he stands unnervingly still, watching you stretch and prepare, waiting for... something. Where is security.

Look, just pretend he's not there, he'll get bored eventually, just start your workout oh god what are those poses he's striking why is he yelling at you]

GOOD LUCK! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, TRY YOUR BEST!

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[rivalsolarbeam]

[Bulba was going somewhere with a big bag o'dirt. Bulba failed to notice the football that was left out in the grass until it was far, far too late.

HE WAS GOIN' DOWN.]

[inspirethefire]

[NOT IF HAJIME HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, PAL. Scraped knees are one thing but IF THAT DIRT SPILLS EVERYWHERE IT COULD BE A DISASTER FOR EVERYONE and this tragedy MUST BE AVERTED]

OSU!!

[If Bulba doesn't notice the kid striking poses off to the side he'll probably notice the sudden DRASTIC INCREASE of reflexes. RECOVER YOURSELF, FRIEND, HE HAS FAITH IN YOU!!!!]

I LOVE HIM ALREADY

[rivalsolarbeam]

[Where once he was falling, he was now CATCHING HIMSELF ON HIS HEEL. HE WAS SPINNING EVEN.

IT WAS SO GRACEFUL AND SO ANIME.]

Whoa.

[Both feet planted on the ground and only a few bits of dirt falling to the ground, Bulba looked up and.... blinked at the kid nearby striking tons of poses.]

OH GOOD PLEASE TAKE CARE OF THE DORK

[inspirethefire]

[First mission a success oh yeah, things are looking up--oh god wait he's been spotted. Uh wait. Hold on.

He abruptly stops dancing and puffs out his chest. Just gotta keep this like standard protocol and nothing will be awkward ever.]

Nice work! [And now he's bowing why not] You did great!