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youre_smashing2014-02-14 06:59 pm
game_freak) wrote in youre_smashing2014-02-14 06:59 pm
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[From somewhere within the forest comes a mighty rustle. Maybe it's somebody's jimmies or something, but it probably warrants some further investigation.
It's coming from the trees, and it doesn't at all sound like a friendly woodland creature. In fact, once the creaking noises start, all the friendly woodland creatures are running away from the source of the sounds because some kid started yelling as soon as they began.]
No no no oh NO DON'T BREA--
[SNAP
THUD]
Ow...
[Well, at least the weird noises in the trees stopped. Now there's a tree in the forest missing a large branch and a little kid lying on the ground, though.]
...I think I broke my butt.
[What a smart and charming young lad.
He sits up and pulls a map out of his backpack, and then he squints and frowns at it a lot. When he puts the map away he glances around for any signs of human life.]
Uh, hello? Is anyone there?
It's coming from the trees, and it doesn't at all sound like a friendly woodland creature. In fact, once the creaking noises start, all the friendly woodland creatures are running away from the source of the sounds because some kid started yelling as soon as they began.]
No no no oh NO DON'T BREA--
[SNAP
THUD]
Ow...
[Well, at least the weird noises in the trees stopped. Now there's a tree in the forest missing a large branch and a little kid lying on the ground, though.]
...I think I broke my butt.
[What a smart and charming young lad.
He sits up and pulls a map out of his backpack, and then he squints and frowns at it a lot. When he puts the map away he glances around for any signs of human life.]
Uh, hello? Is anyone there?
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Meanwhile, somewhere beyond the fourth wall, Jimmy was rustled.[That was a voice that Sonny Moe knew. He'd been laying around and dozing in and out of slumberland amongst his adorable woodland critter cohorts when suddenly the voice spoke out. And it was like a chorus of angels to the Snorlaxes ears.]
HEY! Red!
[Yeah, someone is here. And you're not just getting helped up. Oh no. You are being scooped into big, hairy arms covered with bits of leaf and grass and full of love.]
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This guy looks so darn happy that Red feels really bad for not knowing who he is.]
Do I, um... I-I guess we've met but I can't remember.
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Oh. Oh this Red was so much younger, wasn't he? Sonny hadn't noticed at first. Close to the age where he and the Snorlax first met.
Stupid space-time continuum. Celebi, Dialga, what's the deal guys?]
Oh. Oh, OK. Um... My name is Sonny Moe. I'm your Snorlax...? We came to school here a while ago and then you left. And now you're back. But... um. Little.
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[Wait. Wait...]
Snorlax! Really!? I didn't even recognize you! How long have you been, uh... Was it Bill's teleporter machine thingy? He was a Pokemon for a while -- did he figure out how to make it go in reverse?
[Well, now he really does feel like a jerk. And to make matters worse, he shrank?]
Was I taller before...?
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[He's smiling again. It doesn't take much!]
Nope! The school has a special TM that Pokémon can use to change into Humans! And it doesn't even take up a move slot!
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[Red starts off with a big smile, but as he tries to think about what he's saying, it fades and leaves him with a confused frown.]
But I guess I have? In the future? But for you it's now. Or would it be the past? I haven't gone but you were already... So I'm going to... Yikes.
Sonny Moe... Did you say this was a school? Because I think I could use a school. Thinking about this stuff makes my head hurt.
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[And he's proud to be a part of it all, of course!]
Yeah! Let's go to the school! We can go to the cafeteria and eat a lot of good food and share stories!
[Of course it was going to be the cafeteria.]