bowserjr: Pixiv (☀ - ... Whaaat? I'm trying to eat!)
Prince Bowser Jr! ([personal profile] bowserjr) wrote in [community profile] youre_smashing2014-03-08 11:45 am

wOW look at this.

[Some punkass kid is in the cafeteria, munching down a sandwich.

Nothing tooooo bad, right? Haha totally.

Totally.

Let's not talk about the sludge in the halls, he totally sin't responsible for that.

And hes going to deny every single allegation of it, too.
]
ihateplumbers: (Tsundere)

((How can I love you))

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-09 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
::Into the cafeteria walks BOWSER, GREAT KING OF ALL EVIL, who suddenly spots HIS MOST FAVORITE CHILD::

Junior? Junior, what are you doing here?
ihateplumbers: (Grumpy)

((oh no I don't have any Junior icons anymore))

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-09 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
::WAIT, BEFORE YOU CAN REACH YOUR PAPA, HE LOOKS AT YOU STERNLY::

Junior, did you make that mess out in the hall?
bowbow: (With Junior)

((I found this one from a Jr. player we had like 240 years ago))

[personal profile] bowbow 2014-03-09 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Good boy, come give your papa a hug.
ihateplumbers: (Shades)

((Yus))

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-09 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
::You get patted on the head with a giant old clawhand as you hug Bowser's leg::

I missed you too, Junior.

::Bowser takes a look at the cafeteria.::

You weren't eating in here, were you? Did you eat anything from the school cafeteria?
ihateplumbers: (I Rock)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-09 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Don't eat the food from this place anymore. Sometimes it's cursed or something, I don't know. I don't trust anything that comes out of that kitchen. As long as you stay here, you're eating at my airship. I'm not having you turn into a... a... a poochy.
ihateplumbers: (Yeah so?)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-09 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
::Bowser looks down at you carefully::

Not yet, anyway. But I want Kamek to look at you before you go to bed, just to make sure.
ihateplumbers: (Evil Grin)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-09 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
This school is very stupid, Junior.

::He didn't see the tear. Or he didn't mention it, anyway.::

Very, very stupid. Papa only stays because it's so much fun to make fun of all of the idiots who go here.
ihateplumbers: (Maybe I could try...   kidnapping)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-09 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not worth it.

::Also the last time Bowser tried something like that, with a Ghost house in the middle of the school and kidnapping a princess, etc, he got his scaly ass kicked, but let's not talk about that right now::

But, maybe I could help you take over just a little bit of it, for you to get some practice in. Never hurts to start learning how to take things over when you're young.
bowbow: (With Junior)

[personal profile] bowbow 2014-03-09 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
When you're as big and bad as I am, Junior. But you've got a lot of growing and baddening to do between now and then.

::He ruffles your hair::
ihateplumbers: (GUH)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-09 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
::No. No it would not be.::

We'll see about that when you're older. I'm the biggest and baddest, so you have a long way to be able to beat me, Junior.
ihateplumbers: (Evil Grin)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-10 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
::Bowser looks down at his little son.::

Oh, I don't think so, I don't think you can take your old man.

::He crouches down and holds his own, much larger claws out as well::

I don't think you're brave enough to try.
ihateplumbers: (Scary Evil Dark)

[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-03-11 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
::Bowser takes the initiative to roar right back at him, only it sounds like an actual roar when he does it::

Then come on and take me, chump.

Come at me, bro.
givemeyouranswerdo: (wtf)

[personal profile] givemeyouranswerdo 2014-03-10 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[God damn it, not another one.]
givemeyouranswerdo: (Surrounded by idiots)

[personal profile] givemeyouranswerdo 2014-03-10 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You're still new to the whole "evil villain" thing, but you really shouldn't just announce your plans out loud like that.