Prince Bowser Jr! (
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youre_smashing2014-03-08 11:45 am
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wOW look at this.
[Some punkass kid is in the cafeteria, munching down a sandwich.
Nothing tooooo bad, right? Haha totally.
Totally.
Let's not talk about the sludge in the halls, he totally sin't responsible for that.
And hes going to deny every single allegation of it, too.]
Nothing tooooo bad, right? Haha totally.
Totally.
Let's not talk about the sludge in the halls, he totally sin't responsible for that.
And hes going to deny every single allegation of it, too.]
((How can I love you))
Junior? Junior, what are you doing here?
By being great :3c ))
There's King Dad. Papa. THE BIG GUY HIMSELF. Oh man, he'll just devour the rest of the sandwich and jump off his seat, rushing on over to him!]
Papa! I got tired of being at home so I decided I was gonna come and join you!
((oh no I don't have any Junior icons anymore))
Junior, did you make that mess out in the hall?
Noooooo get some >:000 ))
... Maybe.
[8D;;;;;;]
((I found this one from a Jr. player we had like 240 years ago))
how cuuuuute :3 ))
I missed you, papa!
((Yus))
I missed you too, Junior.
::Bowser takes a look at the cafeteria.::
You weren't eating in here, were you? Did you eat anything from the school cafeteria?
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Well yeah, I was hungry from making the halls look awesome! But I didn't let anyone give me food, I snuck in and grabbed myself something!
[Look at how proud he is.]
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[Eugh that makes him upset just thinking about it.]
Gross! I don't want to turn into a poochy! I-I won't eat anymore from that cafeteria, the food was lame anyways!
[He might just look over himself again, hrm hrm...]
I'm not turnin' into anything, right papa?!
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Not yet, anyway. But I want Kamek to look at you before you go to bed, just to make sure.
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Y-yeah! Kamek'll get rid of whatever I got if I caught something!
[He might have really quickly wiped the tiniest of tears away. He wasn't scared!! Nope!!]
This school's stupid if it can't keep the food safe! Geeze...
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::He didn't see the tear. Or he didn't mention it, anyway.::
Very, very stupid. Papa only stays because it's so much fun to make fun of all of the idiots who go here.
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Hehahahaha! Easy prey is always great! [He loves easy prey so much, especially stuff that he can just kick down and laugh at. Yeeehaw.
Just then, an idea clicked into his noggin! He freezes in place for a singular second, then grins deviously.]
... Hey, hey! Why don't we try taking it over, Papa? With the two of us, no one can stand a chance! I mean, look at what I've done already all by myself!
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::Also the last time Bowser tried something like that, with a Ghost house in the middle of the school and kidnapping a princess, etc, he got his scaly ass kicked, but let's not talk about that right now::
But, maybe I could help you take over just a little bit of it, for you to get some practice in. Never hurts to start learning how to take things over when you're young.
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A certain little twinkle hit his eyes, smiling super-wide at the thought of being able to take.over something and the thought of.making his old man proud. ]
Yeah! I could take over the classes, or the dorms, or or.... or maybe I could end up taking the whooooole school at some point! When I'm bigger and badder and as tough as you are, papa! Wouldn't that be so cool?!
[He's so ready and pumped up to do this, yeeeeee. ]
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::He ruffles your hair::
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Yeah... But with you showing me how, I'll be bigger and badder in no time!
[ the smallest of pauses]
Hehehe, maybe one day I'll be bigger and badder than you papa! Wouldn't that be awesome?
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We'll see about that when you're older. I'm the biggest and baddest, so you have a long way to be able to beat me, Junior.
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Who says I gotta wait? I betcha I can win against you now, papa!
[Someone wants to play wrestle 8> Ehehe. Look at him taking a step back and holding his claws out. He can totally take him down, yea yea. And don't forget the babby Koopa growls, those are certainly present right now as well. ]
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Oh, I don't think so, I don't think you can take your old man.
::He crouches down and holds his own, much larger claws out as well::
I don't think you're brave enough to try.
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Nuh uh! I bet I can!
[He stomps the ground and lets out a roar, but being his age and size it... well it sounds more like ... well this., only more like a smaller version of Bowser's roar. He's been working on it, too!]
And I am brave! I'm brave and tough as heck!
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Then come on and take me, chump.
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HELLO PRINCESS he totally spotted you.]
... There's more 'a you here?
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More people to capture, duh!
[DONT SAY YOUR PLANS OUT LOUD YOU DORK]
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