Here's a trickster for april fools

[fakespeech]

[Hello Smash Academy, here is a strange shadow-y blob wandering around the campus. If he's not just wandering around he'd be causing some very low-level mischief, such as pulling at your hair, making you trip, flipping your skirts (if you wear one)... The list goes on.

...At one point, the shadow might have done something like this...



God, what a jerk!]

Kukuku, hello Smash Academy~! I've heard you guys like April Fool's day!

[Who the hell told him that...]

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[touspourun]

[A water pony is confronted with a hall of cups!]

What... What manner of trickery is this?!

[fakespeech]

[Hello water pony! Meet weird shadow blob.]

It's a trick~! You have to go across this hallway without knocking any cups over!

You should try it, it'll be fun~!

[touspourun]

What--! You! This is your doing?! Are you trying to endanger the safety of everyone here?! I cannot permit this!

[fakespeech]

Yep~! There was a stack of cups laying around unused, so I figured it'd be more fun if there's an obstacle course!

[He pauses when he hears the anger in the other's voice.]

Hmm, I don't think anyone would get hurt from paper cups... You can't get paper cuts from them, would you?

[He sounds a little concerned, but his face continues to smile. Kind of creepy...]

[touspourun]

[His voice wavers slightly.]

Well probably not...

[He quickly shakes his head and resumes his resolve.]

But you could trip on them and hurt yourself!

[fakespeech]

Oh, hurting yourself isn't fun... It's never fun.

[He finally gives a frown, and starts thinking.]

I wonder how I should make it more fun? Maybe make the floor a little more bouncy, like a Puyo?

[touspourun]

[Keldeo's stern expression changes at the strange suggestion from the odd blob like creature.]

Make the floor more bouncy... You can do that? And what, pray tell, is a Puyo?

[fakespeech]

I'm a Dimension Traveler! I can make things pop out of nowhere~! And Puyo's fun! It's squishy and colorful and it makes everyone have so much fun~! Here, I'll show you!

[And then all of the sudden a bunch of colorful jello with faces start popping out of nowhere and covers the hallway.]

These are Puyo~!

[touspourun]

[Keldeo has to back up as the creatures start to swarm the hallway.]

What curious creatures these are! They are like... gummies! Uh... There certainly are a lot of them...!

[fakespeech]

Yeah there are a lot~! If nothing's done it might just be able to bury the entire world with Puyo~!

[And Ecolo just laughs at that.]

And that would be super fun!

[touspourun]

Wh-what?! That's--!

[Keldeo started to get cut off as he was buried up to his horn in Puyos.

He was no longer curious.]

Fiend...! [he cried out in a muffled angry shout.]

[fakespeech]

[Ecolo, on the other hand, is giggling at Keldeo's misfortune as he floats around in the air.]

This is so fun~!

[After laughing for a good minute or so, he finally goes around to help the other out of the sea of Puyo.]

Isn't it fun~? Maybe I should go around filling the rest of the school up!

[touspourun]

MRRGH MFFFF!!

[Keldeo yelled through the mountain of Puyos that now enveloped him. He had to act fast. A glow came beneath the pile, and the jelly creatures were blown away by a swipe of Keldeo's horn sword.]

Haah! [He could finally breathe!] You will do no such thing! This evil you have wrought... I will bring an end to it! I swear by the Swords of Justice!

[fakespeech]

[Wow this pony is really funny. Ecolo gives a giggle in response.]

Oh~? Your horn can do that? Do it again, do it again!

[And he makes more Puyo appear.]

[touspourun]

[Keldeo started to slash them away with quick swipes of his horn blade.]

Your foul magics will not deter me, villain! I will keep you from your evil designs with my righteous blade!

[fakespeech]

Villain~? I'm no villain...

[Ecolo gives a frown at that.]

Getting called a bad guy isn't really fun...

[touspourun]

[Keldeo's starting to get mood whiplash with this nutcase.]

And yet you just declared you would cover the world in these "puyo" creatures? What purpose could that serve except villainy?

[fakespeech]

Because Puyo is fun, actually~! When you can make them disappear nicely, it's so much fun! Like how you're doing with your sword!

That's so cool, can I have your sword? I want one too~!

[touspourun]

Well... Perhaps it IS kind of fun... But no, my sword is my own, and nobody else's. I wield it in defense of peace and justice! Besides, it's my horn, I can't take it off.

[fakespeech]

See~? It's really fun! That's why I want to bury the world with Puyo so everyone can have fun!

[As for the horn...]

Maybe we can try pulling at it! Who knows, maybe it can come off~?

[touspourun]

B-but burying the world in Puyo would cause problems for everyone!

N-no pulling at my horn! That is unacceptable!

[fakespeech]

Come on~! We can't know for sure if we don't try~!

[And Ecolo comes creeping over to try to pull at the horn.]

[touspourun]

Stay back, or face the wrath of my blade!

[Just gonna... trot back a bit to be sure...]

[fakespeech]

Oh don't be such a party pooper~! It'll be fine~!

[touspourun]

Neigh Nay, not when my sword is at stake!