Because I miss him so

[rarebear]

[You might have seen someone wandering around campus. A brown bear. Wearing a backpack and tacky yellow shorts. A few questions might come to mind right away. Who was this? Why was a bear wandering around? Who wore yellow shorts? We may never know the answers to some of these questions.]

[Later, there was also a message posted to the network.]

Hey, um, this may sound weird, but has anyone seen either a red breegull or a brown bear girl with pigtails around here? They ran off and never came home! 

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[fakespeech]

[Here's a naked blob also wandering around.]

Hello, um... Mister Yellow-shorts Bear!

[rarebear]

Whoa! Um, hello? Who are you? And why are you naked?

[fakespeech]

Because clothes are silly, silly~!

Oh, so your name really is Mister Yellow-shorts Bear? That's pretty long for a name, can I just call you Yellow?

[rarebear]

They're actually not, y'know. It's a decency thing. And the ESRB will get all over your case otherwise.

Actually, it's Banjo... Have you seen a red breegull or a young bear with pigtails?

[fakespeech]

But there's nothing to show for me! See~? [He shows himself, turning around in the air.]

Banjo? That's a silly name. I'll still call you Yellow. And what will I get if I answer your questions? Maybe we should play a quiz game! Games are fun, aren't they~?

[rarebear]

I'd rather NOT see if it's all the same...

And I'd really rather you called me Banjo--

What?! Quiz games are NEVER fun! They're always about being plunged into lava or being crushed by a giant weight, and the host trying to cheat!

[fakespeech]

[Ecolo falters at the negative response. He sounds so upset and being upset was never fun. Ecolo knows, he's been in upset-land before.]

Ooh... Cheating doesn't sound fun. I like to play games, but I don't like to cheat.

[But getting crushed by a giant weight sounds kind of fun.]

[rarebear]

Well that's good, but I've still never seen a quiz game that didn't involve sudden death. But if you really do know where my friends are... I don't exactly have a choice.

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[wears_number_69]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she knew who these people were. However.]

Maybe they are having a Girl's Night Out, Banjee.

[Maybe she is there.]

Re: Network

[rarebear]

Oh, hey Berri! You think so? I was starting to get worried.

[wears_number_69]

Sure do, toots. You totally have to give the girls some time to themselves. Girls totally need space sometimes, catch my drift?

[DO YOU BEAR BOY?]

[rarebear]

I think I get it. They just need some time apart. Do you ever need space from Conker?

[fakespeech]

Sudden death is no fun either, so that's no worry~!

But I don't know where your friends are.

[Ecolo doesn't sound apologetic about it though.]

[rarebear]

...So I don't have to play any games with you.

[wears_number_69]

Puh-lease, if I spent all day and every day with Conker, I dunno who'd go bananas first.

[She said this lovingly, surely.]

[rarebear]

Guess everyone needs some space sometimes. I'm just so used to having people around. Not really sure what to do with myself...

[wears_number_69]

Like, you don't have a hobby you like to do by yourself? Any guy things you wanted to do without any gals around?

[rarebear]

Well, I watch TV, play video games... I go to the gym and work out, too.

I invited Kazooie to go to the gym once. She laughed for 5 minutes and ate a whole box of donuts.

[wears_number_69]

[Oh wow, how innocent and cute. How very Banjo though. She chuckled at the first part because of how "Banjo" that sounded; good guy syndrome. Good guy syndrome including liking to work out, hehehe. Then she laughed about the second part, because it was funny.]

How like the two of ya, you and Feather Butt. Cute.

However, it looks like you need a lesson about having some REAL fun.

[rarebear]

Thanks! I think!

Well... What do you have in mind? What would you call some real fun?

[fakespeech]

Oh, that's true, since I already gave you the answer... [This blob of shadow gets sad for a moment before perking back up.]

We can play another game then! If you don't want to be squished, what kind of games do you like?

[rarebear]

Video games, but I don't have time to play. I've gotta go find my friends!