Because I miss him so

[rarebear]

[You might have seen someone wandering around campus. A brown bear. Wearing a backpack and tacky yellow shorts. A few questions might come to mind right away. Who was this? Why was a bear wandering around? Who wore yellow shorts? We may never know the answers to some of these questions.]

[Later, there was also a message posted to the network.]

Hey, um, this may sound weird, but has anyone seen either a red breegull or a brown bear girl with pigtails around here? They ran off and never came home! 

Comments

Network

[wears_number_69]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she knew who these people were. However.]

Maybe they are having a Girl's Night Out, Banjee.

[Maybe she is there.]

Re: Network

[rarebear]

Oh, hey Berri! You think so? I was starting to get worried.

[wears_number_69]

Sure do, toots. You totally have to give the girls some time to themselves. Girls totally need space sometimes, catch my drift?

[DO YOU BEAR BOY?]

[rarebear]

I think I get it. They just need some time apart. Do you ever need space from Conker?

[wears_number_69]

Puh-lease, if I spent all day and every day with Conker, I dunno who'd go bananas first.

[She said this lovingly, surely.]

[rarebear]

Guess everyone needs some space sometimes. I'm just so used to having people around. Not really sure what to do with myself...

[wears_number_69]

Like, you don't have a hobby you like to do by yourself? Any guy things you wanted to do without any gals around?

[rarebear]

Well, I watch TV, play video games... I go to the gym and work out, too.

I invited Kazooie to go to the gym once. She laughed for 5 minutes and ate a whole box of donuts.

[wears_number_69]

[Oh wow, how innocent and cute. How very Banjo though. She chuckled at the first part because of how "Banjo" that sounded; good guy syndrome. Good guy syndrome including liking to work out, hehehe. Then she laughed about the second part, because it was funny.]

How like the two of ya, you and Feather Butt. Cute.

However, it looks like you need a lesson about having some REAL fun.

[rarebear]

Thanks! I think!

Well... What do you have in mind? What would you call some real fun?