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[puyohell]

Here I am, the rumored Smash Academy. While I worry about leaving dear Arle alone... Ah, that is incorrect, she has Carbuncle-chan with her so perhaps she will not be as lonely. Although, it would be nice to see how she would look when she misses me...

Mm, what a way to distract myself so quickly. While I will miss my dear fiancé during the time, I have arrived here with a goal, a job in mind.

[He clears his voice.]

Greetings, Smash Academy. My name is Satan. Perhaps you may have at least heard of my name before. You should all consider yourselves lucky for I am not here to take over this world, but instead am considering to take up on a position of a teacher at this school. I'm quite unsure what subject I will be teaching, but I will speak of that on another time.

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[jonny_talbain]

...Satan.

Really.

I suppose I'll be the first to say it; I was expecting someone a little taller. And redder. And... imposing in some way. Any way.

[puyohell]

Hmph, what a rude greeting you have there. Disrespecting a new face! Unbelievable!

I am the Satan of the Puyo Puyo Hell! Do not underestimate me merely because of how I am presented so differently in your mind!

[jonny_talbain]

I've been to a Demon world and fought against some fearsome denizens of what one might term Hell. I'm perhaps a little harder to impress than the average fellow.

[puyohell]

So you say you have been to a netherworld. Impressive, I suppose. The Puyo Hell is not quite like any other demon world, if I may say so myself. Have you ever felt the sense of being powerless to stop a flood of nuisance puyo from burying you? That is what you will experience in the Puyo Hell for eternity.

[He pauses for a bit.]

...You do know what a Puyo is, do you not?

[jonny_talbain]

I am absolutely clueless as to what a Puyo is.

[puyohell]

What? Never heard of the existence of Puyo? At all?

...

Mm, what a poor soul.

[jonny_talbain]

Enlighten me.

[puyohell]

A puyo is this. [He gives a light wave of his hand, and a few colored blobs fall down from nowhere.]

They may look adorable, but do not take them lightly. The helplessness you feel when these pile up and bury you is just a glance of what the Puyo Hell is like.

[jonny_talbain]

So... Puyo Hell is being... covered in blob monsters?

1/??

[star_punched]

1/4

[punch_in_pink]

3/4 oops 2 went away

[punch_in_pink]

4/4

[punch_in_pink]

[He heard this right. C'mon Mac keep it together, maybe this won't be bad and you could be blowing it out of proportion. Seriously, though? Just be yourself, Mac.]

So, uh, Mr. Satan; got any classes in mind maybe you wanna teach?

[puyohell]

[Satan's liking how polite you are.]

Hmm, I'm not sure. Settling for a counselor may be good, perhaps. Punishing children for misbehaving is also a possibility... Detention, was it? It's been a while since I have properly taught anything.

I said I would

[bayoen]

Re: I said I would

[puyohell]

[And here's Satan's face brightening up at a familiar face.]

Arle~! Have you come all the way to this world just to see me~? ❤

[bayoen]

Only in your dreams, Satan. Or, if you're the one responsible for bringing me here in the first place.

[And it well never be anything else, sorry to say.]

[puyohell]

What? Surely you should know by now I would never forcefully transport you into another world!

[bayoen]

Uh-huh, like the time you tried to launch us in space wasn't your fault.

[puyohell]

What do you mean, my fault? That was my gift to you for our honeymoon together!