youre_smashing | Nostalgia, HO!

Nostalgia, HO!

Stormy skies out there, hm? There seems to be a lot of unrest around this city here. Better hope some of the more unsavoury characters don't take advantage of things...

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Pfft. Tell me about it. Can't leave these guys alone for five minutes without something like this happening!

Definitely not. I haven't seen a sky that looks like that since Babylon Garden was sucked into a black hole.

For me it was when Eggy got sucked into a black hole while messing around with creating a theme park made of planets he'd yanked outta orbit.

[You know. The usual.]

Still. If I'm here, I might as well bash some monsters around! Some of them look really tough!

We sure deal with a lot of black holes, don't we?

I haven't beaten up some monsters in way too long... Want some help?

Does the Jarl of Whiterun have a huge, bushy beard!?

[Oh. Oh. Wait.]

...that's... uh. That means yes. I've been out of town for a few months.

Yeah, you'll have to tell me about that some time soon...

I will. You'd love it where I'm livin', now. Especially a town called Riften.

[That's where the Thieves Guild was based. They'd tried recruiting him, but he'd just punched the recruitment guy in the gut and dropped him in the canal.]

Anyway, let's go knock some Monsters around! Send 'em back where they came from with a message for their buddies to not bother coming!

Sounds pleasant.

Let's get the team back together one more time!

You bring Big Blue Hubby with ya?

Hey, how's that even working out? Husbdnd... ing is hard. He doin' an OK job?

Oh yeah, he's doing just fine. The poor guy tries so hard, but I'll make a man out of him yet.

On that note... We're thinking about starting a family.

Yeah? Dang! I wasn't sure Big Blue was ready for that kind of... uh. Y'know. I mean, you can keep up with him. A baby? Babies don't run fast for a while from what I know.

[And the idea of Sonic running around at breakneck speed while carrying an egg (She was going to lay an egg, right?) set him on edge.]

Next most important query is, how many you gonna name after me?

Depends on how well you can impress me during the fight! Let's go!

Well, see, now you've just gone and made it that much harder for our poor enemies. Like I needed the extra encouragement!

Let's do it!

You're saying that like it's not the slightest bit possible. That's funny, considering what this place has to offer. It's practically a safe haven for the unsavoury.

Considering we could both technically be considered unsavoury types, you have a point.

To be fair, I've never claimed I wasn't. In fact, I seem to recall I was somewhat 'gung-ho' about the whole not exactly being lawfully good. It's so much more fun to break the rules, Wave.

Have you forgotten who you're talking to here? The girl who once hacked the school's mainframe and reassigned all the teachers?

Was that before my time? I guess the 'when' doesn't really matter. We've always worked well together, honestly.

Yeah, that was before your time. But what a fun time it was...

We have, haven't we? Perhaps we should work together again.

If you think the academy can handle the two of us together, then why not. I think we'll give them a run for their jewels, and I'd like that.

It'd be fun to just cut loose like that again. It's been way too long. I'm game.

Good! When you have a plan, let me know. I'd come up with one, but my interest has always been looting and treasure hunting. I'd be tempted to hit up the jewellry stores in the town, but people would probably know it was me.

That's far too easy. Child's play. When you play at our level, you have to look for real challenges.

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Nostalgia, HO!

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