I bid you lick me.

[black_shadow]

Students and teachers. I have an announcement.

Let's see here...ahem.

"Turn out Captain Falcon or I will burn this pathetic school to the ground and hang the heads of your students on my wall!"

Well, I think that's it! I'll be here...waiting.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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daaaaaadddiiiieee

[bloodvile]

About time you got here! now I will have clean laundry again

sooooooooooon

[black_shadow]

I hope you didn't think you could have all the fun forever? OK I KNOW you can do your own laundry. What happened to all those quarters I specifically sent for the laundromat?

[bloodvile]

Nothing's more fun than making Captain Asshat miserable. I HAD TO MAKE A FEW TEST LOADS... NEXT TO THE ARCADE MACHINE...?

Get this, we won't be the only ones either. He got under some fat turtle guy's skin too. Or shell. Or whatever.

[black_shadow]

And how miserable have you made him? I want to know what I've missed in my absence. I AM GOING TO THAT LAUNDROMAT AND IF I SEE ANY HIGH SCORE LISTS WITH YOUR INITIALS YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE YOUNG MAN.

Excellent...every ally against Falcon is another step closer to victory. I'll have to meet him soon.

[bloodvile]

WHY CAN'T YOU BE PROUD OF ME IT WAS A RACING GAME I pissed on his car and trashed his face in the library, along with some nosey brats who got in my way. we aren't going to talk about the cone of shame the big floating hand put me in afterwards

He's also got a girlfriend.

[black_shadow]

FINE BUT I HAD BETTER SEE SOME OBSCENITIES IN THOSE HIGH SCORE TABLES Excellent! You get a gold star! Keep up the good work, Blood. I look forward to watching this destruction from now on!

What!? Blood, your new mission is to point her out to me. Immediately.

[bloodvile]

She's the armed weaponry teacher.