youre_smashing | Guess who's back, back again

Guess who's back, back again

Nothing more disappointing to see this wretched place hasn't been yet stream-rolled into the ground and turned into another castle to be part of our Koopa Kingdom. Stars knows it'd be a better use of space.

Oh, well. You'll all get your comeuppance soon enough.

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Kamek! Why aren't you babysitting my children?

We stuffed him in a bag, papa!

Word of advice, Prince Jr. Next time you might want to knock out your enemies before stuffing them in a bag. It's more effective.

Edited 2014-11-30 09:30 (UTC)

We're working on his kidnapping skills.

Okay, next time I'll clobber ya before stuffing you in a bag, speccy!

One of these days I'm gonna be a kidnapping pro, just like Papa! But until then I'll practice on you!

It's been years. Can't I catch a break ~~and check up on the biggest child koopa of them all~~?

For the record, some of them are getting less fond of being err, babysat.

Edited 2014-11-30 09:21 (UTC)

Of course you can't catch a break, you old windbag.

And if they're tired of it, it must be your fault for not keeping them amused with new and interesting babysitting techniques.

It's not that, it's...they're growing up, sir. Devising new ways to pummel me and the minions into oblivion isn't really cutting it out anymore. [Oh Bowbow, you had simpler tastes]