[Cute babe alert! But the TV is easily just as distracting. That's a young cat's mind, easily dazzled by razzle dazzle. There's buttons, teeny tiny at the back of the TV and of course there's the remote. He gives a low whistle, impressed.]

You're seriously telling me there's more than like five channels? And it's all remote controlled? Crazy. If I didn't know any better I'd say you were a wizard.

...Wizardess. Lady Wizard. Wizbabe.