::Jock's Jock-senses were going H A Y W I R E. Something was H A P P E N I N G and it was amazingly important that he figure out what it was.
And so, storming around the campus he saw, from a distance, his trainer. His beloved trainer. The most important person in the world. And then he saw. He saw her SLAP A STRANGE WOMAN and then he saw the strange woman GRAB ONTO BLUE HOLY BALLS IT'S ON.
Jock took off at FULL SPEED to run up, grab Blue from behind, and wretch her out of this terrible, awful, terrible person's hideous grasp.::
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY TRAINER MOM ARE YOU OKAY I'M HERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY I'VE GOT THIS WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SHE SLAPPED YOU HOW DARE YOU TRY TO GRAB HER.
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And so, storming around the campus he saw, from a distance, his trainer. His beloved trainer. The most important person in the world. And then he saw. He saw her SLAP A STRANGE WOMAN and then he saw the strange woman GRAB ONTO BLUE HOLY BALLS IT'S ON.
Jock took off at FULL SPEED to run up, grab Blue from behind, and wretch her out of this terrible, awful, terrible person's hideous grasp.::
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY TRAINER MOM ARE YOU OKAY I'M HERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY I'VE GOT THIS WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SHE SLAPPED YOU HOW DARE YOU TRY TO GRAB HER.