[Jock. Why are you using Mom as a barbell? Stop it. This is not the time. How rude.]
I swear, little bro.
[Seeing as his hands were preoccupied, she went straight up and flicked his nose and BOY WAS THAT SATISFYING. She couldn't do that as a Sandslash. If she did, she'd have cut him a new orifice to breathe in oxygen with.]
While I am very glad you are taking good care of Momma, how dare you say those things to me. After all those times I trimmed your fur for you with my claws... [She moved on to pinching his nose AND HE BETTER NOT DROP MOM OR HE'D BE SO DEAD.] This is the treatment I get? Don't make me transform and cause an earthquake. You know I'm not pleasant when I'm angry. Now you better figure out who I am or I am so going to ground you. Just look at my perfect hair. I think I've given you enough clues as to who I am already. And those sideburns are not sacred, so shut up.
I... I took a liberty with one fact about grooming. XD Hope that is okay.
Jock. Why are you using Mom as a barbell? Stop it. This is not the time. How rude.]I swear, little bro.
[Seeing as his hands were preoccupied, she went straight up and flicked his nose and BOY WAS THAT SATISFYING. She couldn't do that as a Sandslash. If she did, she'd have cut him a new orifice to breathe in oxygen with.]
While I am very glad you are taking good care of Momma, how dare you say those things to me. After all those times I trimmed your fur for you with my claws... [She moved on to pinching his nose AND HE BETTER NOT DROP MOM OR HE'D BE SO DEAD.] This is the treatment I get? Don't make me transform and cause an earthquake. You know I'm not pleasant when I'm angry. Now you better figure out who I am or I am so going to ground you. Just look at my perfect hair. I think I've given you enough clues as to who I am already.
And those sideburns are not sacred, so shut up.