"I do smell! I smell like an Echidna! Everyone smells of something! And I am NOT MEAN!"

Nope. Look. You're wrong and he's just going to follow you and yell until you understand that he is not mean! Because logic was never his strong suit!

"I'm actually really nice and I've saved the world like seven times! Mean people don't save the world, green lady! They try and ruin it! See how that works!?"