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[tapiocaqueen]

[ You may be on your way somewhere, when you step on/trip over a large, prone object. That object is a girl with cat-like features such as a tail, ears (covered) and paw prints on the hands of her coat. She complains, pitifully but loudly (so you can hear her): ]

Meoooowww... I'm so huuuungry, I could die at any moment, meow... *cough cough* Please, bring me foooooood...

[ She didn't actually cough, she said those coughs. Hey, it's worked before, surely some other poor sucker will give in. ]