Suddenly Rouge

[sexyspybat]

Out of nowhere, all the TVs, monitors, etc. flicker on and flash to a scene of ... what looks like the interior of a ventilation shaft? Smack dab in the middle of the frame is a voluptuous figure smirking haughtily, face lit only by the screen she's facing.

"Well hello, Smash Academy and Final Destination City. It's me again. As humble as I usually am, I felt the need to gloat today. Why? Because I have acquired--" she pauses for dramatic effect, then whips a large gem into the frame. "--THIS! Yes, your precious yellow emerald. It's all mine! I won it fair and square. Let this be a lesson to anyone securing jewels anywhere: Rouge the Bat always gets what she wants!

"Since I have a little time until the police catch up with me," she says, propping her head up on her hand, "does anybody want to say hi? My video chat ID is at the bottom of your screen."

[Video or audio chat, go!]

Comments

[babylonmechanic]

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. You know the security team here is actually fairly competent. Well, except for Fefnir.

[sexyspybat]

Funny you should bring that up. I was going to apply for a recent vacancy in your security team! We would be co-workers. No one would dare compromise the networks with me around. Oh, but don't worry; you'll still have a position as my fax repairwoman.

[babylonmechanic]

If you think an amateur jewel thief could replace a genius, then I'm gonna enjoy hacking holes in everything you've got. Don't mess with me.

[sexyspybat]

Right, you th--

[Before Rouge could respond, she looked off-screen blankly, cursed, and cut the feed off. As much as she wanted to get the upper hand with this petty squabble, Eggman had sent his robots after her and a quick getaway was in order. Whoop, gone~ Did it make it look like she was running from the argument? Probably, but she'd show that swallow a thing or two later, when it was safe.]

[babylonmechanic]

[Oh, was something bad happening to her?









Serves her right.]