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youre_smashing2015-06-30 12:55 am
radiantbranded) wrote in youre_smashing2015-06-30 12:55 am
The Happiest Creative Writing Class Ever
Who: Soren and YOU, if you want to pass your Language Arts graduation requirement.
What: Creative Writing class
Where: The Humanities classroom
When: NOW. YOU'RE ALMOST LATE.
Warnings: Teacher is dry and has no sense of humor.
Soren waited until all the students had filed into the classroom. The fact that they'd not been ready and waiting to learn at the top of the hour irritated him, but he retained a cool composure.
"Welcome back. I see some have decided their grade is not of utmost importance to them. All students not present receive a failing grade for the year and must re-take it next session.
"Moving on. Writing has always been an acceptable outlet for frustrations or creativity."
He shook his head.
"But keep in mind: no one wants to read your melodramatic whining except yourselves. If you truly feel the need to write poetry or complain about lost love, then consider taking up Martial Arts. Physical activity is a much more productive conduit for pathetic teenage angst.
"Your homework was to write a paragraph about your dreams and why in all likelihood you will not accomplish them. You, in the far back. You go first."
What: Creative Writing class
Where: The Humanities classroom
When: NOW. YOU'RE ALMOST LATE.
Warnings: Teacher is dry and has no sense of humor.
Soren waited until all the students had filed into the classroom. The fact that they'd not been ready and waiting to learn at the top of the hour irritated him, but he retained a cool composure.
"Welcome back. I see some have decided their grade is not of utmost importance to them. All students not present receive a failing grade for the year and must re-take it next session.
"Moving on. Writing has always been an acceptable outlet for frustrations or creativity."
He shook his head.
"But keep in mind: no one wants to read your melodramatic whining except yourselves. If you truly feel the need to write poetry or complain about lost love, then consider taking up Martial Arts. Physical activity is a much more productive conduit for pathetic teenage angst.
"Your homework was to write a paragraph about your dreams and why in all likelihood you will not accomplish them. You, in the far back. You go first."
no subject
"A ... planet. Made out of foodstuffs. Overeating is not productive nor is it anything more than a gluttonous overindulgence. For the good of your comrades, your time would be better served training for battle. I do not envy the souls who have you as an ally. You will likely drag them into failure.
"You have flunked this homework assignment. See me after class if you'd like to redeem your grade through extra credit."
Tsk.
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"Aw, it's OK. You don't know anything about being a Snorlax. That's alright. Actually, the more I eat and the heavier I get, the more powerful I am."
It's true!
"OK! Extra credit is just as good as regular credit! Thank you!"
no subject
"Strength and productivity ARE something one should set as their ultimate goals. Since you seem to grasp this concept quite well, you may be able to redeem your grade up to 'A' level with a good performance on your extra credit."
no subject
Guy wasn't so bad after all!!