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[pistolwhipped]

[Good evening Smash Academy. There seems to be a boy of small stature, looking around and taking notes. What will you do?]

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I don't know what canonpoint Yosuke's supposed to be from

[bikeaccidents]

[GO UP TO YOU AND WAVE HIS HAND IN YOUR FACE, THAT'S WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO

Except not really. He still comes walking up without hesitation though.]

'Ey Naoto!

Re: I don't know what canonpoint Yosuke's supposed to be from

[pistolwhipped]

[Normally she would at least give him a hint of a smile, but someone's been rushing way too fast not looking what he was stepping in.]

Ahhh, senpai...I'm afraid you've just stepped right into evidence I've been collecting.

[bikeaccidents]

[Oh woops]

Oh crap!! [And it's really crap. Some kind of poo? It's not a dog's poo, that's for sure.]

What kind of crap is this!?

[pistolwhipped]

That, I do not know.

[She holds up an evidence bag and a pair of tweezers]

I've been collecting it for lab evidence. It's nothing like I've seen before...what kind of school is this?

[bikeaccidents]

Beats me, there's some weird things that remind me of the shadows from inside the TV...

[pistolwhipped]

S-shadows?!

This school is a lot stranger than I first gave it credit for...

[bikeaccidents]

I dunno, some monster-like things were wandering around the school and city... But they didn't exactly come and attack me, so maybe they're not shadows? I'm kinda lost about it. [Shrugging goes here.]

[silence_is_golden]

[Good evening!

Yu stands behind Naoto and hovers over her shoulder.]

Any interesting clues?

[...Actually, he has no idea if she's investigating or not, but she looks INTENSE.]

[pistolwhipped]

[!!! Well Naoto is a good enough detective to know that the shadow (haha get it) falling on the ground could come from one(1) Yu. Also you didn't just walk over the evidence like Yosuke did.]

Y-yu-san! I didn't know you were attending this school as well!

[She sighs.]

That is terrible detective work of me. I apologize.

[silence_is_golden]

I haven't been here long, it's okay.

...What are you doing here? Working on a case?

[pistolwhipped]

W-well I was working on strange disturbances and a recent murder case that happened here. I've been asked by the local police department to help them gather some clues.

...but then I found these and...

[Oh goodness now she's blushing because she just realized she is holding up a back of crap at him. Literally.]

[silence_is_golden]

Oh... I've heard about that. I saw some messages on the school network about it, but I got here long after a suspect was apprehended.

[Look at him, he looks so proud that he knows big fancy detective words.]

Is there anything I can do to hel...p... [Stare.] ... Is that a bag of... You know.

[pistolwhipped]

[SHE'S SO PROUD OF YOU ASSISTANT DETECTIVE.]

[Pause]

Y-yes. A detective's work requires uttermost research in the regards of...well everything.

[silence_is_golden]

That doesn't look normal.

[pistolwhipped]

I-it's not. It doesn't appear to be from any animal I've ever seen or heard from before.

[But...it's still a bag of fecal matter. She quietly puts it away in what looks like a lunch box that holds up all the other evidence.]

Yu-san? This school...it's not normal, is it.

[silence_is_golden]

[He has to try really hard to stop himself from saying something along the lines of "so have you seen a lot of dump in your line of work."]

It's no Yasogami, that's for sure... I guess it's normal enough for a school where a lot of the students are different species.

[pistolwhipped]

[Yes that is a good idea, Yu. Don't do that.]

Oh I see---wait. Species? Yu-san...don't you think that is a bit, well, rude?

[silence_is_golden]

Huh?

--Oh. ... Sorry. [He stops to ponder.] Um... Different... Creatures? No... ...People. Like fire-breathing dragons.

And the bear that runs the cafeteria.

1/2

[pistolwhipped]

Oh I see--

2/2

[pistolwhipped]

...wait. What?! Fire-breathing dragons? I know we've seen many crazy things in the Television World and our fighting against the Shadows but...are you sure about this, Yu-san?

[silence_is_golden]

Yeah.

I think she said she was a poke-a-mon, or something.

[pistolwhipped]

Poke-a-mon.

[She takes out her telephone and searches.]

Ahh I see. There seems to be many of them in this city, if this 2010 census is correct. And many can turn human...maybe they are like shadows...

[silence_is_golden]

That sounds too similar to be a coincidence...

There aren't any cases of assault, are there? The one I met seemed pretty harmless.

[findthepenguin]

[Oh crap oh crap oh crap it's Naoto oh crap. He tries to act cool.]

Oh uh... hey Naoto...

[pistolwhipped]

[She doesn't look at him before finishing bagging the evidence.]

Kanji-kun. I had heard from the local police that you've been enrolled in this school.

[She taps a board that has a list of all the student's name.]

...how have you been?

[She's still not good with the interacting part okay]

[findthepenguin]

Uh... I've been uh... good.

[He stands with his hand behind his head, still feeling so embarrassed every time he sees her.]

So what brings you to this part of town?

[pistolwhipped]

That's good.

[That's what you're supposed to say RIGHT? At least you're not seeing her peek from the curtain in her bathing suit.]

Murder investigations. They've aparently found the culprit, but they don't have enough evidence to hold up properly in court. I was called in to help with the work.

How is this school, exactly? I've been hearing strange rumors even more bizarre than the Midnight Channel.

[tatsumi_k]

Oh yeah, the murder thing!

[Kanji's demeanor perked up a bit as he recounted the affair to Naoto.]

Yeah apparently right before I came, there was some guy who murdered a bunch of people then killed this giant squid and spread the remains around the school or somethin'. But then he was caught and thrown in jail.

[He pauses, though, and looks at Naoto.]

But if you don't think they have enough evidence... Well, I'm glad you're here. Don't want them arresting the wrong guy.

[pistolwhipped]

[She takes the bag she was holding as he speaks and puts it in her large bag filled with samples sorted out in sections.]

I see. Well that only mounts up the amount of evidence we've been collection to bring him to justice. Let me recap what we have;

We have obtained a video from this school's security team.

We have obtained samples of DNA from the victim along with a sample of the suspect and they match up.

There is an eye witness account from one of the students present at this school.

I still need to interrogate the murderer himself, but I have a feeling he will admit to everything.

I think that this case is very air-tight.

[Pause]

Criminals need to answer for their crimes.

[junior_forensics]

[Taking notes as well???]

Oh god they would make the best investigation team

[pistolwhipped]

[She stops mid-writing to look at her.]

And who might you be?

You have no idea how much I love this already

[junior_forensics]

The name's Ema!

[She also stops mid writing.]

I hope you don't mind me taking notes here too.

[pistolwhipped]

[She's not too pleased about this, but she'll take the help.]

May I have your name and age?

[She looks at her.]

You are a forensic scientist, correct? But I requested no backup today...

[junior_forensics]

Sorry, full name: Ema Skye. Age: 18.

[Oh, this is kinda fun. So professional~. And he guessed so quickly! He must be an ace detective!]

Wow, you got that just by looking at me?

[Well...you are wearing a lab coat. And carrying a big tote bag o'science stuff.]

Uh, well no one sent me. I came here by myself. This is an interesting piece of information that I must research on!

So uh, on behalf of myself, did you need anything?